Only Slightly Drunk

Season 3.8 - From Banter to Russell Brand: A Journey Through Hair Care, Controversies, the Cosmos and Only Fools and Horses

• Robbo, Logan and Johnny • Season 3 • Episode 8

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Get ready for a wild ride through an array of topics, from the intimate to the astronomical, and even the controversial. With a promise of laughter and learning, your hosts Robbo, Johnny and Logan take you on a unpdrecitable but amusing journey. 

From insights into Johnny's hair care regime and Robbo's new voiceover career, to our sad story of the fallen necklace beads, it's a fun-filled first portion. 

The episode takes a slightly more serious turn as we lend our voices to some current affairs.  We discuss the controversy surrounding Rep. Lauren Boebert, in a conversation that sheds light on the double standards of behavior for politicians and the power dynamics in play. 

We talk about Russell Brand - NOT whether he's guilty or not, time will tell about that, and no doubt we will have plenty to say as time goes on - but we explore why people have been so quick to take sides, even at this stage of limited information, and the difficulties of ensuring a fair trial amidst the whirlwind of public opinion, particularly when it's fueled by social media. 

We also confront the daunting issue of sexual assault, the courage it takes to report it, and societal attitudes towards it. We reflect on the impact of fame on people's willingness to come forward and seek justice, a topic that's all the more pertinent in the wake of high-profile cases in the entertainment industry.

Finally, it's Bollocks or Not and this week, both Johnny and Robbo get to chose their "Home" subject and "Away", subject. Both of them have to answer questions on each others Home subject as well as their own.

It's Only Fools and Horses for Johnny as he and Robbo have to decide whether we ever know Trigger's real name, did John Sullivan actually appear in an episode, and what was the name of the watch that made the Trotters millionaires? 

Then we journey to the stars, exploring the fascinating realm of space and astronomy as per Robbo's home choice. We challenge Johnny and Robbo with trivia about our solar system, discovering facts about planets and their orbits. Learn about the lemon-shaped moon, the peculiar smell of the Milky Way, and the theory of white holes. 

It's an episode that brings together a blend of fun, serious discussion, the joys of Hooky Street and cosmic exploration. Whether you're looking for light-hearted banter, thoughtful discussions on societal issues, or a trip through the cosmos, we've got it all. 

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Robbo:

The nights are drawing in, the rain is falling and the temperature is dropping. Pull up a seat, get close to your wireless radio and listen to OST the perfect weather to join us.

Logan:

That may be one of the best ones you've ever done. Where'd you write it? That was a shock.

Robbo:

I thought that was advertising for a coffee outlet.

Johnny:

I didn't know he was going to do that.

Logan:

When this and the episode crashes and burns because I see something inappropriate, you know, and Johnny just gets bored with it and goes off to run a company somewhere from the Bahamas. Your new vocation could be providing those adverts.

Robbo:

The voiceover, although I'm a bit crunchy at the moment because I've got a bit of a cold. That's what makes it work. Oh man, you know what I'm saying.

Johnny:

It's like Phoebe on Friends when she thinks her voice is better when she's playing guitar and she's got a cold. She's like everyone gets a cold. She's like hug me, she wants a gem.

Logan:

A lot of the ones where they actually do the Smelly Cat video and they've dubbed over her with somebody else, haven't they, phoebe? Thinks it's her oh my God, I sound amazing. Anyway, Rob, great introduction.

Robbo:

Thanks, mate.

Logan:

See, yeah, it'd be nice.

Robbo:

It can be nice sometimes, yeah, awesome, enjoy it.

Logan:

That's got lasted till November.

Robbo:

I'm saving this one yeah.

Logan:

I now have to be double massive prick for the rest of the show just to balance it out. That'd be normal. Yeah, it's like the four start light and dark.

Robbo:

Exactly. Do you want to name my dark fader joke? Go on, go on.

Logan:

Speeding the force. Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. I have sensed your presence.

Johnny:

I thought we felt your presence no.

Logan:

Can we get? Are we doing this?

Robbo:

I don't know. I just thought it made more sense if he felt his presence. See, this is the same. I suppose he sensed it.

Logan:

What, johnny, help me out here.

Johnny:

This is a couple of weeks of just like buildup. It's all coming out. It's like frustration coming out.

Logan:

Yeah, but I was nice to him and he guys didn't does that.

Robbo:

I was a bit horrible.

Logan:

I was just saying is it better if it's felt the presence, Impact and intent?

Robbo:

Andrew, what do you think, jodie? Has it felt the presence or sensed If it's Christmas present?

Logan:

Don't put Jodie on the spot, that's evil. Hi Jodie, jodie's here Hi Adding a touch of much needed glamour.

Robbo:

Indeed. I mean Johnny had his own In the VIP.

Logan:

Yeah, in the VIP section. We only say it because he's basically got tied up with a rope, but that's the stopper from leaving.

Robbo:

Must stay.

Logan:

Jesus Christ, I've gone really weird, really early, haven't I? Yeah, johnny adds a touch of glamour, don't you? But that's mainly because they're hair products.

Robbo:

Yeah, I use a lot of hair products.

Logan:

Yeah, and it looks like.

Robbo:

I'm sorry, and your extensive array of scents.

Johnny:

Yes, it's a bit of another one. Actually, I love the fact of going to.

Logan:

If you go into my bathroom you've basically got next-home brand perfumes or those knock-off ones you buy from the internet. Like instead of o-savage it's called o-sauce Savage. You know where Johnny's got the 150-pound bottles of cream and stuff? I like going into Johnny's car for him looking at the expensive ones that he's got going and that smells nice. I'll go and buy the cheap version.

Robbo:

That's a good idea, actually Always thinking. The CK1 that I've had since I was about 15 has now eventually run out.

Logan:

Speaking of which things that should have gone when you were a teenager, that you still had the beads.

Johnny:

The t-shirt yeah yeah, they all fell apart. The beads have gone.

Logan:

You know it's that?

Johnny:

Yeah, I've managed to notice it now.

Robbo:

Yeah, they fell off they fell apart. They're not coming back. I can't be bothered to build them again.

Johnny:

Everybody gave me shit for it, so so, save, unbox them and cherish them.

Logan:

Weak mate. You're weak. You should be about what you want to do. Don't do it, because people give you shit Fuck them.

Robbo:

I'm doing it because I can't be bothered to put them back together again.

Logan:

That's fair. Osd Welkton episode of Logan and the Minions We've had a couple of weeks off.

Johnny:

We have, yeah, and it's taken you two weeks to come up with that statement. Well done. Very good, very good. He's a real wick Find the beat.

Logan:

That's the best I could come up with as well. That's quite sad, isn't it in two weeks? But yeah, we're back and that's it. Thank you, hey, jody. Yeah, hey, bobo's here, I'm here. Hi sons necklace and the glamour it's Johnny Greenfield. Hello.

Johnny:

Good afternoon, good evening, it's definitely.

Logan:

You would get a decent, yeah, past 10. Yes, I mean, this is very dangerous because you and I sit on, get pissed until they're right. It used to be. We used to call it only slightly drunk, but normally it was. We'd get a little bit drunk as it went on throughout now we're starting it so a time it's finished.

Logan:

Shit face. The best one we did was that one we did with them when you and I got no, when you and I got back from the pub. That's remember after 11. We got back from the pub and decided on the wind, to do one and the very first opening was used.

Robbo:

Massive.

Logan:

Yeah. Yeah anyway, sorry, that's enough, because there are people listening to this who told me that they don't like it if this chat goes on.

Robbo:

Yeah.

Logan:

Johnny yes today I learned.

Johnny:

Oh yeah, here is where they baby. These are three statements which I found. So it's gonna be quick. This more American sort of Statement, so it says how old you when you realize that damn it, I'm mad. Spelt backwards is damn it, I'm mad.

Robbo:

Is it? Oh Well, I'm gonna check that one.

Johnny:

Yeah, but that's spelt the a double M it. I'm mad. No, the AMN here's damn it here ahead of me there.

Logan:

Yes, I literally slid forward to be a massive prick and go. Is it count if it's belt with an N? Because I just realized.

Johnny:

Yeah, it's this one. And also Someone says on here that just found out when someone says hold your horses, they're telling me to be stable. Is.

Robbo:

Oh, I like that already so I like that.

Logan:

Yeah, yeah, come play on words.

Robbo:

Yeah, with animals. So you want to play with animals. Well, I'm not in that way.

Johnny:

Moving on and so also the last day of 2023 will be 123, 123.

Robbo:

Yes, yes, it will wow's is Is there?

Logan:

okay, I got that is.

Johnny:

That is an American way again. So they do the month first, then the day, then of course a month. Yeah, yeah, whereas we do it the other way, so it's very Americanized, but I'm happy that I'm asked for you, johnny.

Logan:

Next show. I want you to have a quick little search around to see if you can find any Like wacky cults or any like mental prophecies or anything that are gonna claim that's the end of the world.

Johnny:

People tend to go gravitate towards well, like the millennium, yeah, people gravitate towards like weird numbers and go.

Logan:

It's a sign.

Johnny:

American people, because that's anyway that they're the only people who do the day that way, right?

Logan:

month first yeah, yeah, let's face it, if it's gonna be anybody's probably gonna be the Americans, isn't it? Let's be honest, I just want listeners in.

Johnny:

America. There's also a bonus one, oh, but this one has sort of been debunked.

Robbo:

I saw I was.

Johnny:

I was quite impressed by it first, but then on X, as it's now called, there was like the Um, what is it they? They fact check it. Oh right, Okay, but basically someone said how old were you when you learn that bar stood for beer and alcohol room? But apparently In England it's called a bar because that's what it. You lean at the bar. We're drinking, so I don't know.

Logan:

Yeah, I'll prefer the first one. Actually that's got a more romantic ring to it, but because no?

Johnny:

because Beer obviously in America, but alcohol is what they call it. Look at this, isn't it?

Robbo:

Yeah, I had somewhere recently. The hangover is called a hangover because there was a place where drunks would go or they would be taken and there would be a rope and they would be kind of Folded over that. So they would. They would be suspended over these ropes until they're sober in the morning.

Logan:

Yes, I read that. That's, that's true. I don't know, I've read. I have read the same thing. Yeah, yeah, I've read it. I don't know if you're sure you, but I've read it. Yeah, kind of makes sense and like the word golf. Right, there's the nobody knows and where golf comes from. The Prevalent rumor isn't mean gentlemen, only ladies forbidden.

Robbo:

Well, I said that somebody's a very keen golfer and they said that wasn't true.

Logan:

Yeah, I don't know.

Robbo:

Yeah.

Logan:

I have. Yeah, I was rubbish, I was, I bet you a shit.

Robbo:

I played it with golf from big with Kevin Bigrich how did you? In Tunisia years and years ago and I got bored halfway round. I got bored halfway round and started mucking about and they were impressed. What?

Johnny:

you. I played golf failed miserably. I Think the problem is when I first started my best mate when I played his. He was awesome at playing. So he's pinging it straight down the fairway and there's me hitting it into the bushes, mm-hmm. And then he gave me a go on his New big birther.

Robbo:

Oh, that's massive driver, and.

Johnny:

I've smashed the ground with the big birther and I thought snap to any went well. I'm not gonna do any more of that.

Logan:

Yeah, that's like right.

Johnny:

So then in the end I'm just a caddy happy. That drug buggy drink the beers and then Walk around the golf course for a bit of fitness.

Robbo:

I used to like going to those driving ranges and about one in every hundred balls I'd get that ping noise.

Logan:

Yeah, but that's not gonna work on the law more than judgment, because apparently I had a fade so it would go, and I'll be thinking always going straight and they go Top golds quite fun to drink and I was gonna say yeah, I played it when it's just only a few weeks, a few months, about an ally and her kids and we went to sort play something like that and we saw, like neon sign this, indoors a few beers and I was so Just just trying to be so blasé about the fact that the kids have eaten me. It's like oh, this is cool man. We're just having fun. That's what counts on that.

Logan:

Try not to let my competitive side come racing to the surface, but luckily our kids are really cool, so they weren't doing what you know my kids and I would have done, which is like in your face, loser. Yeah, but I was, I was trying so hard to be so laid back about it but I out, you know, inwardly I'd make the concentration that was going on, the focus and it was still getting nowhere, being with Just like an indoor, like golf course you got neon lights, imagine crazy golf indoors and you got neon lights everywhere.

Logan:

Yeah, music plans to fly.

Johnny:

We actually hit like clubs, not just putting no, no, this was just now, this was just putting yeah, like a yeah yeah.

Robbo:

More than that like crazy golf course. Jesus Christ guys. All right, jesus, come on. Details, details, half the story.

Johnny:

The problem with golf is it's all on you it's all on you as well, boring man, it's just I find golf.

Logan:

I play golf once in a you know a lads tournament and I just found it's so dull.

Johnny:

It's long. It's a lot of time out there.

Robbo:

Was somebody describe it as is a golf is a waste of a good walk or something. Well, it's a great way to spoil a good walk.

Logan:

Anyway, you got distracted. Thanks for hey, johnny. Next up, robbo, I know you could be spoke of this earlier on and I'm interested in this. So Lauren Boba In America, tell us who she is and why she in the news this week.

Robbo:

Well, just a brief breakdown of who Lauren Boba is. She is one of the Congresswomen that represents, I think, the third district in Colorado and she sells herself, as this Family values all this kind of stuff. So she's very. You know, she used to run a restaurant and she's got all of this Family. You know my kids and my world, my husband and this and the other. She's just recently been, recently left her husband and there's all sorts of stuff in her backstory. She's got a rap sheet as long as your arm and she but she's kind of a Sort of a much younger person than you'd normally find in Congress. So she's, you know, she's sort of a pretty, a pretty lady in Congress. But recently she was seen out at a Theater watching Beetlejuice the musical. Have you seen Beetlejuice musical?

Johnny:

Andrew, I mean, I like the theater.

Logan:

Oh, okay, that's what I was asking?

Johnny:

No, I haven't yet to see the one, johnson. Thanks for checking in.

Logan:

Okay, just checking. I've never heard of it until this I didn't.

Robbo:

I didn't think, I didn't think I had neither to be honest, but anyway she's, she's seen out of this thing and she's At some point during the, during the show, the lady behind her, who's pregnant, taps on the shoulder and says can you not vape? Because she's using a vape while she's in the theater, which I didn't think you would have to do anyway, but anyway she's taking pictures with flash photography. People said that she's she's being groped by the date that she's with and she's groping him and is all you know. It's just Behavior. Not becoming of a congresswoman is old-school cinema vibes, absolutely, you know you're gonna go on to Biden then.

Logan:

There's that, I'll stand out.

Johnny:

This I don't get well if you're a teenager that this is the kind of teenager behavior.

Robbo:

Yeah. So anyway, she, she's accused of all this stuff. She says you know. People said, oh, do you know who I? She was saying Do you know who I am? When she was kicked out and she said denied everything, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny. No, it was a smoke machine on this on the stage. There was none of this stuff going on. But then the video comes out security camera footage and it is crystal clear. You can even see her face. Normally in a dark environment, you, you can see a smudgy, mess and something that's going on, but not really. But this is crystal 1080p, perfect. You can see it's her and you can see exactly what she's doing. She's vaping, she's groping, getting groping, the whole she bears, and now she's come out a bit more with a bit more contrition, but she's she's blaming it on. I can't remember what she blamed it on. She blamed it on her political that, basically the people that are opposed to her, her party, saying, well, they've just picked on her and it's like but you did it anyway.

Logan:

I think she also said as well that it's because she was over it like overexcited a rubber zoom, not saying because she's just started dating again, so she got carried away. She was eccentric. She said I'm quite excited about her.

Robbo:

She said I'm quite eccentric and I take great. I get very excited about my free time.

Logan:

I thought it was interesting to think. You see, you know we're not going to mention what parties she's affiliated to, so I don't think it's relevant in this case, but I think it's interesting. Another example of kind of like. We seem to be in an era where politicians have standards of behavior, whether it's it's massive or not, that it doesn't. They don't seem to care or worry about you know how they should conduct themselves or how they should behave? Do as I say don't do I sort of know the interesting example of that. Basically.

Robbo:

Oh, perfect, yeah, yeah, but it'd be interesting what happens about that. Probably nothing, but if they're Stuff like that would normally result in somebody being disciplined in some way, so I bet it did. When they got home, that was a lot disciplined going on there. But, yeah, so interesting.

Logan:

That's a good face. I just did don't quite like that. I might do that again.

Robbo:

I might do that more regularly, only when we're filming it, because, no, you can hear that.

Logan:

No, no, just in everyday conversation. You know, just go sure, piece of his tea sounds good. I just thought no one can see this, can I? There is. This is literally pointless. It's the smug head wobble. Yes, I mean, smug is never a problem, yeah, smug is never a problem. Head, head wobble, you know, that's obviously that's affected.

Johnny:

The only person the head wobble is uncle Abbot. Yeah.

Logan:

He's the best and what he says when he does, it was it off. What word does he often say to accompany the head wobble, yeah, yeah, maybe I'm wrong, I don't know, because you're the expert. We got that come late, don't we? We have just I don't know if you know about it, but also for the benefit of the listener at home Hi, mum, we are doing box, and not tonight, but we've got a bit of a twist on it. What we're going to do is we're going home and away.

Logan:

So the home subject for Johnny is only fools and horses. The home subject for Robbo is space and astronomy, and then they're a way subject They'll swap over. So a way subject Robbie and equal nuances. What we're going to do is we're going to toss a coin or Jody, you can toss a coin and whoever wins, they get to choose if they go home or away tonight. If they go home, the other person has to go away, and vice versa. And Every home question they get right is worth the point. Every away question they get right is worth two points, and then next week Swap it around and then yeah we'll spice it up a bit.

Logan:

Very good, it's rain for that but bearing in mind it's on episodes normally who wins bollocks or not? I think you're too, too, at the moment, but this one, the this will be over the two episodes. Whoever gets the most points over the two episodes, home or away, they'll get also series, you accumulate your points.

Johnny:

Yeah, so you know normally whoever wins tonight would get a point.

Logan:

Yeah, what we're going to do is whoever gets the most points over the two weeks, they get a single point.

Robbo:

That is because otherwise it's done Okay. Next thing though.

Logan:

I kind of wanted to speak about this. What's about Russell brand, who I definitely didn't mention earlier because that's definitely getting into that I'm not interested in and I think none of us are that stupid right we're not interested in talking about. Is he guilty or not?

Robbo:

You know, everybody has kind of system will play its course.

Logan:

And yeah, I mean at the moment. You know, as I said to Johnny and the lads in the chat of the day, I have a natural distaste of Russell brand. I don't know the guy, I think he's a grifter things, a charlatan. Don't think he's who he claims to be. So my natural proclivity is to think oh, he's a wrong. And which then immediately in my head starts going I bet he's done it. Which then means I start to think I hope he's done it. Which Johnny made this point about Andrew tape, which I thought was was very fair a while ago. We're talking about Andrew tape and Johnny said something that and I would irritates or angers you is that there's so many people.

Logan:

Who want Andrew tape to be guilty. Yeah, but what they're forgetting is that means women have been trafficked and raped and stuff like that. But they're not thinking about that. All they're thinking is gotcha, you know, and I'm very cognizant of my mind of not falling into that trap, right? So, as I said, I think I pretty much just said why stand on it? So yeah there are any allegations? At the moment that you know, nobody's been arrested, nobody's even been questioned by the police.

Johnny:

I know it's like.

Logan:

So we're not here to discuss that. What I think is interesting when I get your guys input in is the reaction on social media. So the media forget that in a way, because it was always obvious how that was going to go. Mainstream media was always going to follow the mainstream narrative. The more you know outside mainstream like GB news, talk TV we're going to follow their narrative. That's what they do.

Logan:

What's interesting to me is how quickly people have become polarized without that lack of evidence on for or against, and how quickly people have either jumped on the bandwagon of he's clearly a wrong and he must be guilty, or they jumped on the bandwagon of he is anti establishment, he attacks the elites, he has conspiracy theories that run a song and Tim and shut him up and I just think is it really Telling example of where we are now in society that, as we said before, and everybody has to take a side yeah, everybody has to. You know it. For me to be right you've got to be wrong, etc. Etc. So, johnny, gonna throw to you first. Yeah, you know what's your kind of take on this. So what do you know? It's the last few days.

Johnny:

Well, it is again is tribal.

Johnny:

I think people are like great weapon yeah they're just like well, I follow this Person and I like this person, so I'm gonna back them without having any evidence. But also, on the other side, if you hate him, they're gonna go. Okay, well, whatever's being said must be true, and they're just gonna go further into it and go deeper, then look for more stuff and just I know, trying to cash cash, size that person and I Don't know. I just think it's. What I find weird about this situation again, I'm not going to it is Is that You've got, I think I'm right and saying that the people that aren't liking him a more left-leaning, I think, and the people that are maybe right to, I don't know when he started off as a little bit I say he's more lefty-heart he's, so that's what it's initially.

Robbo:

Well, yeah, he was, as in that, socialist Corbyn is the kind of thing yeah, I'm getting started, boys champagne socialist. At one point, yeah, he said I've made a lot of money.

Johnny:

I'm very fortunate, yeah but anyway, I just think it's, I Know I think anything. Now it just gets jumped on by either side and there's no middle ground again for anything. They're not saying okay, let's look at all the facts, let's listen to it before we I don't know Go with this by media, isn't it? Yeah.

Robbo:

It's effectively because the documentaries come out. The accusations have been made. As far as we're aware, there's no no investigation ongoing at the moment.

Logan:

There is now. There is now.

Robbo:

So but the, the, the media and the documentary makers are Sort of pushing whatever stories they're pushing out there, and so people are saying well, I'm here, and I'm here, I, I believe this or I believe that.

Robbo:

Yeah, so it's trial by media before anything's gone into. And I wonder about this, because Does this not take like jury, paul, because all of this has been discussed on Facebook, instagram, whatever Twitter, x, whatever it's called. If it comes down to a point where they go right, he's going to go to the crown court and they're going to pick a jury. There's so much information that's been out there and, like you say, people are choosing sides without any information at all. Doesn't that make it really difficult to pick a jury?

Logan:

I mean, yeah, there's a legal precedent for that. I can't remember if it was now but there's a legal precedent for saying you they can't have a fair trial because there's there's so much information out there, there's so many opinions out there that there's there's no possible way that anybody can go into it with an open mind. So there is precedent.

Robbo:

I don't know how they choose juries here, though, do they just? Send you a letter and if you turn up, that's it.

Johnny:

You're in, because I know in you just get a letter for you to post, then it's your turn in the state.

Logan:

It gets a point with this. Yeah, yeah I don't know.

Robbo:

So you just get the letter. It's just like lucky dip. Exactly that, that's what I thought it was, unless you've got unless you've got a.

Johnny:

I've never done it. I've never been got letter. But I think there's. When you get there, is there like a conflict of interest you have?

Logan:

to say If you know anybody know them or whatever.

Johnny:

You've got a lot to clear it straight away.

Logan:

That's probably why you've never been on the jury, because you know everybody in Portsmouth. They're going like Johnny Greenfield's come up. Who do you know? Oh, fuck sake, all right.

Robbo:

Just let him off, yeah let's just forget it. Let's move on because I know in the states they actually go through a jury selection process when they assess each person.

Logan:

I can't remember was and the prosecution and defense can actually object to something exactly.

Robbo:

How do they pick them at the?

Logan:

first place.

Robbo:

It's, it's random to a point in the first place.

Logan:

Then they go background checks, but then what they do is they have a point where they kind of will put in front of the prosecution defense and they can sort of like Interview and reject it because I think it was a big scandal with um. Oj Simpson wasn't there. There were a number of black people that were on the jury. Um you know yeah.

Johnny:

But the other how it's another camera.

Logan:

Can of worms, yeah, no, I'd say yeah, I think you're both, but I knew we'd agree on it. I just want to kind of hear what you had to say.

Robbo:

Yeah, it's um, it's an interesting one because, you know, I noticed on my Feed as soon as that story came out, there was people jumping to his defense and they know nothing about him. They've got no personal knowledge of him whatsoever apart from the dude they see on the telly or doing the stand-up or the podcasty video things he does on youtube. They've got no knowledge of him other than that, but they immediately jump to his defense, going I don't believe it. I don't believe it. Oh, he's this, he's asked a lot of life, but, um, there's one thing I did want to mention about that Um and I don't know quite what the basis of this is, but I know it was um because he was married to Katy Perry, yeah, a few years back, yeah, and they divorced and I saw a quote where she would Definitely yeah, but I saw a quote where she obviously, where she had said something along the lines of Uh, she said something about um, uh, she took a great deal of responsibility for the breakup of their relationship, but there was sort of darker things in the background that she was aware of and she was keeping them In a safe for future reference and I'm thinking, if that's something related to this, surely that should have been brought to the attention of the authorities but with a couple of things on that, like you said about the fact that there's a lot of people jumping to his defense who didn't know him, there's also a lot of people absolutely going against him, of course no, I'm as well, so I think against both sides.

Johnny:

We're going back to that. Like you just said about okay, perry thing, these like accusations, they were what 15 years ago or something.

Robbo:

Well, this was 2013. She made this no before that, yeah.

Johnny:

And he was very high profile in channel four. They were loving his persona and everything he was pushing big brother.

Robbo:

Big brothers on this bit on the side or something.

Johnny:

Yeah and hit. They all knew about it and that was channel four who done dispatches program now. So I'm like that's interesting point.

Logan:

Yeah, two things that on me. First is you know there was somebody mentioned any names, but he had a dig about the fact that the women were anonymous on the dispatches, apart from one person who was, you know, physically described in not very nice terms, you know. Then it was like why are they anonymous? They've got nothing to hide. And what they said for me proved why they're anonymous, because I literally the one person he wasn't you've had a dig at their personal appearance, you know, and run them down.

Johnny:

The second.

Logan:

Thing is is the the system. When it comes to sex assaults and rapes, the, the statistics Between the number that get reported, then the number that actually then go to trial, then the number to get convicted, is just just disgustingly low. It's shockingly low. So there is not really here in america a system in place still when women are encouraged to feel safe and empowered and able to tell their story and come for and be supported so as a loan and you kind of I know it's not what you're saying, johnny, but what you said about height of his fame and stuff it's the savel effect.

Logan:

It's that thing of I'm just a lowly, you know person, who's going to believe me, etc. Against this famous person. From what I can gather, part of the whole documentary thing was they managed to connect these people and say to them all, you are not alone.

Robbo:

You can support each other's story. I know that's not what you're saying that johnson.

Logan:

But yeah, you can support each other's story and that's why, you know, firstly, they've gone to the media rather than the police. You know, we know an ex-police and we had an interesting chat in last night, funnily enough, where he was basically saying that it's it's a very heretic process of women to report a sex assault, sex crime.

Johnny:

So a lot of them choose not to.

Logan:

Sorry buddy, a lot women choose not to Simply because a they feel that the chances of actually getting justice are very low and be the whole process to go through is horrific.

Johnny:

Yeah, no, no, I'll completely get that and I'm in full agreement. I know those figures. Oh, yeah, no, no, no no what I meant was Not the fact they went to the media.

Johnny:

It was the fact that it was channel four who ran this, who ran this over the fact that they were very pro him yeah and now that was during the height of this period that he was like the top boy of in that, that channel, and it's them that run it, funnily enough. That's what I was just saying, not about the fact why they went to the media first. That's, I get, why they might have done that?

Logan:

Yeah, that's yeah, yeah, I know. Yeah, sorry to clarify, with all the things I was just saying, it wasn't like a counterpoint to you, you know.

Robbo:

I know what you meant but I think, for for those women that do come forwards, it's incredibly brave thing to do and to if, for any of them, that sort of waived their right to an honor, anonymity is just, it's beyond, because they stand up and they tell a story which is massively traumatic, incredibly personal and affects their life for the rest of their life.

Johnny:

Oh yeah, exactly, I think even You've seen like people comment on how long it was, but it does take it now as.

Robbo:

I say it does take carries that for the rest of the life.

Johnny:

Exactly so. I'm saying it could take years and years and years then to come to terms, be Able to then talk about it.

Logan:

So I'm not sure, isn't it, and that's the thing, so it doesn't matter how long ago it was, it's still relevant.

Robbo:

Isn't that why they did that thing in the States? I think it's in new york, which is why Certain people have been able to come forward to raise Cases that happened 10, 20, 30 years ago. Is that the how do they call it? The Statute limitations? They've removed that from Historical yeah, sexual abuse cases, because it's often the case of people have been assaulted, raped, whatever, when they were teenagers in their 20s. It takes them Till they're, you know, they're 40s or whatever later in their life where they think, no, I'm, I'm.

Robbo:

I now feel yeah enough to do something about it. Yeah, exactly, I've now. I've let this, I've buried this for so long. I now need to sort of stand up and tell somebody.

Johnny:

Yeah, because it helps them deal with it, because I think there was. Wasn't there like a limit on the number of years?

Robbo:

Yeah, 7 might be I think that rings a bell.

Logan:

Yeah, 19 up until 1992, if you know this. But the law only changing 1992 to say that you could legally rape your wife up until 1992. Yep, up until 1992, legally speaking, it was impossible to rape your wife in this country. What that's? When it was changed, yep, seriously, so you say 1991, you could See you know, you could rape your wife and it wasn't a crime.

Robbo:

Yeah no, 1990 yourself on your partner. Madness, yeah, crazy, I can't believe it was only 92. No.

Logan:

I know that's what I'm saying.

Robbo:

Yeah, crazy isn't it?

Logan:

But then actually think about it how long ago was 1992? Do you do that thing where someone says like a year and you think oh yeah, remember that any couple years ago?

Robbo:

Yeah, you're like whoa but then for us that's, that's our sort of 20. Well, not not Johnson, obviously, but um sort of your Five years old or whatever, but um, for us it was our 20s as our sort of our hate, and it's still modern era. So when you talk about things in the 50s, in the 40s and you know that kind of period, you think it's a very different world, whereas the 90s to today is not that different. There's lots of different technology, you reckon.

Logan:

Why don't I that this might be discussion for a different podcast? I'd kind of, yeah, I don't know. That's this my initial reaction, mate. I've not thought about it much, I can know, is that?

Johnny:

is that a change in trend you're thinking?

Logan:

No, I'm kind of thinking in in society. I mean, let's think back like the 90s ladettes, nuts zoo.

Robbo:

If.

Logan:

I think there were, you know, the. The attitude in society was very, very different than I think you know, in terms of I think that's another Deeper, deeper in the weeds. Yeah, that's. That's an interesting subject, though. Well done, mate, we'll have to pull that one bring up bring up another time.

Robbo:

I just think it, from my perspective, is my nice. It's the last 30 years of my life, yeah, so I'm thinking, you know it, I've, I've lived that whole period. So I don't think there's obviously lots of things you probably that, but that's a thing Of course. Yeah, so you're looking back, thinking what dramatic changes have happened, and I'm just thinking, you know, we grow through it.

Logan:

I think back about some of the things that we did when we were. Oh, it's obviously not illegal if you're things, but some of the things that we said and did when we were loads, those lads you think about now.

Robbo:

You think fuck Anyway, yeah, yeah.

Logan:

Interesting discussion. That, yeah, segue it often quite a few different ways, yeah, but we will see the Russell branding that thinks important on behalf of us, d and my co-host. We are not taking a standard if you think it's guilty or not?

Logan:

You know, as when I I mean I when I messaged Johnny the other day because I've been banging on to Johnny for a while about you, wait, russell brand. I've been for a little while stuff's going to come out about Russell brand, yeah, you know, yes, I know people who know you anyway. But and I said you know you wait, you wait. And when it comes out, I was like say if I can tell you, and Johnny went there's, there's no evidence mate.

Logan:

There's evidence you know, if you guilty I can bury him, but why'd you neck in and stop being excited? I'm not like, yeah, he's right, you know. So yeah put me, put me back in my box, didn't you? So we'll wait and see when there's, when there's no more evidence and stuff out there, and we'll see what happens with it and. You know, but for now I think a quick um, a quick crack came.

Robbo:

Great, did you bring your pipe? No, I've got some heroin today.

Logan:

Yes, but you'll be asleep for the second half of the podcast.

Robbo:

But by the time, yes, do the heroin, do the heroin right.

Logan:

Okay, folks back in a sec. Right, we've had a quick crack cocaine slash, heroin slash red wine, red wine break and we're ready now. Now, what we're gonna do is, we're not sure how long this is gonna take, so we may, depending on time in park the haunted house thing for another week. Sorry folks, but I'm sure anybody who listened to this will agree it's worth it, cause I think, jodie, you said that was an interesting discussion, didn't you? Yeah, that was the brand thing. Yeah, I saw that was. See, it's not just booze and shit jokes and Robbo getting the ump, you know.

Johnny:

We actually had that here. It's a society.

Logan:

No, you're in a. You're in a lovely, happy mood tonight. It's lovely. We're going to do bollocks or not. It's two, two in the series between Jodie and Robbo. We're gonna do something slightly different. We're gonna go home and away, and I thought I'd made this concept up all by myself and I was really chaffed until Robbo pointed out that he used to do it on question and sport. So home, jodie is gonna answer questions on only fools and horses, and home Robbo's gonna ask questions about space and astronomy and then away.

Logan:

they're gonna swap over. So Jodie will get space and Robbo will get only fools and horses. We tossed the coin earlier and Johnny won. So Johnny gets to choose first if he wants to go home or away, which everyone? Johnny choose. Robbo has to go the opposite, so Johnny chooses home, robbo's gotta go away. One more thing to bear in mind apart from Jodie, you're gonna be the schoolkeeper, because I've proven to be incompetent at that in the past is every home question that you get right is a point.

Logan:

Every away question that you get right is two points. There is no facility for you to answer your opponent's questions, so give me no bonus points. They're gonna be like, oh, you're gonna get this. It's gonna be straight down the line, but I will give the lads a chance to have a stab if they want to. So, Johnny, home or away.

Johnny:

I'm gonna go away first.

Logan:

Oh.

Logan:

Johnny big guns, johnny, big guns, right. So, bollocks or not. For those who aren't familiar with the format, where have you been? It is generally I will make a statement and Johnny will have to save his Bollocks or not, so he has a 50-50 chance of getting it right. However, I don't know if I've done it on your away questions. Actually, mate, I might have done On a few of the questions on these. I thrown in the spot the other one out, one, all right. Okay, fully bracing myself for at least one occasion when Robbo will question Act.

Robbo:

Johnny.

Logan:

In fact, before you go to write, I did say to Robbo mate I've checked these on Tintiweb and I'm pretty sure these are right, so please don't give me hard time unless you feel really passionate. Here we go, johnny. 12 questions.

Johnny:

Yes.

Logan:

Question one Okay, the moon is round, true, it's false. It's actually lemon-shaped, it's flattened at the poles and has a bulge at the equator. All right, better check my eyesight. Just tell us.

Johnny:

Oh, here we go Robbo, here we go. I was doing Robbo, sorry.

Logan:

Yeah, the milky way smells of rum, raspberries and booze. False, that's true. In 2009, astronomers exploring a giant cloud of gas and dust at the center of the milky way made a surprise discovery. The cloud was packed full of a chemical known as ethyl formate, which has a couple of intriguing properties. It's responsible for giving raspberries their flavor and their smell, and also has the smell of rum. Another region found nearby is notable because it's full of ethyl alcohol or ethanol, which is what we used to make alcoholic beverages. Booze, wow, yeah, all right, a day on Mercury is twice as long as a year on Mercury.

Logan:

And very much a year is how long a planet takes to orbit the Sun. Yeah, a day is how long a planet takes to rotate on its axis. So a day on Mercury is twice as long as a year. False. It's true, it's because of its orbit and its alignment, black holes have a proven opposite called white holes. True, false? I'm sure you've never thought of that before.

Logan:

It's a theory only. Right at the moment, scientists are pretty sure they exist and they think that what they are is whereas black holes trap light and matter, a white hole actually spits light and matter out.

Johnny:

Have we talked about this before? Yeah, we did. I wonder if you'd remember.

Robbo:

Yeah, black holes eject stuff as well.

Logan:

Right.

Robbo:

That's a new thing. I didn't know that, apparently, so Shout out though it's not yours. It's not yours, okay.

Logan:

Neptune has only completed one orbit around the Sun since it was first discovered by man, so not in its lifetime. But since Neptune was first discovered by us in the sky, it's only been around the Sun once.

Johnny:

Do we get to know how far away is Neptune, or to know, in the arts, those co-connors?

Logan:

It could be connected to another question.

Johnny:

Oh yeah, no, no, it's very far away.

Logan:

Put it that way.

Johnny:

I'll go true.

Logan:

It is true. Finally, he's on the scoreboard. That's two points to Johnson. It takes 165 years to complete an orbit around the Sun and it was only discovered in 1846. So only completed its first orbit since we discovered it in 2011. Wow, yeah, all planets in our solar system spin on their axis in the same direction. Every planet in our solar system spins on its axis in the same direction. It is false. Venus spins in the opposite direction.

Robbo:

Oh, Is it in Neptune? Oh, maybe Pluto it's actually. It faces us with the pole, but that's not there. I think it's in Neptune, I can't remember. I'm sure one of the planets is like facing us, whereas all the other ones kind of spin like a top. So we see it from the side.

Logan:

I'm pretty sure Neptune is on its side.

Robbo:

Yeah, maybe it's Pluto, so it doesn't count Neptune on its side as it goes.

Logan:

Where are we? Question seven Neptune is the furthest planet away from the Sun, which means that it's the coldest. Oh, he's thinking about it. Think back to the structure of these questions, Johnson.

Johnny:

Yeah, very quiet in here.

Logan:

Yeah, I know right, true, it's false.

Johnny:

Pluto is the other way from Earth. It's actually Uranus, or Uranus which is before Neptune.

Logan:

Scientists don't yet know for sure why, but they have theories as to why it's actually colder than Neptune. Oh, ok, one of the is it. I don't know what to say anything because it might be a question.

Robbo:

It's Dawn. I was going to say one of the moons of Jupiter. They reckon has got liquid water on it, but it's in the cold zone, so they don't know why.

Logan:

Well, they kind of sort of know why.

Robbo:

Or they think they know why. All right, interesting Smug. That's me, by the way, being smug.

Johnny:

You'll find out.

Logan:

Right. Spot the odd one out. Earth, jupiter, saturn, uranus Spot the odd one out this isn't 50-50, but still Go again. Sorry, spot the odd one out. Yeah, one of these kids is doing it. It's something. Earth, jupiter, saturn, uranus yeah, saturn, no, it's Earth, rocky planet. All the others don't have that Rocky planet. All the others don't have solid surfaces.

Johnny:

Oh, I thought that's because Saturn had like a ring going around it.

Logan:

It does, yeah, but that's not a ring as well, Very difficult to see oh. Ok.

Robbo:

Question 9.

Johnny:

Should have listened more to school. Well, these aren't you would have heard this as good.

Logan:

Question 9. Sunsets on Mars are red.

Johnny:

True, it's the red planet. False, they're blue.

Robbo:

Purple, purple, purple yeah.

Logan:

Oh, think of the obvious answer and then go with the other one. Yeah, there was a volcano on Mars. That's bigger than the state of Hawaii. True, it is true. Olympus Mons, 374 miles across and 16 miles high. Wow, triple the height of Everest, that's mental, isn't it?

Robbo:

Yeah, biggest volcano that we know of.

Logan:

Yeah, right, and you're relevant here, aren't you? You're?

Johnny:

loving this.

Logan:

I hope you get a good score. This could be oh boy.

Robbo:

No.

Logan:

Earth. Spacecraft like probes, et cetera, have visited every single planet in our solar system. So visited, I'll take that they've flown by it, or they may have passed into the atmosphere or whatever, but they have, they've been close enough to go by and take readings, or whether from every planet.

Johnny:

True.

Logan:

It is true. What, johnson, is it? Voyager 2, robo, that's still going.

Robbo:

Voyager 1 and 2 still going, but they've left.

Logan:

I think they've both left our solar system, so they've left the Milky Way now?

Robbo:

Well, not the Milky Way, they've just left our solar system.

Johnny:

And how long?

Robbo:

did it take? I thought it was our solar system, the Milky Way. No, the Milky Way is the rest of the galaxy.

Logan:

Oh, ok, so the Milky Way is like a collection of galaxies Alpha Centauri, and all that as well.

Robbo:

A collection of galaxies, so it could be hundreds of galaxies. So if you look at like the Milky Way is like a center with spirally arms. So, like something that's spinning, like when the water goes down a plug hole, so you get those lines that appear in the water. We are like a speck of nothing on one of those arms, and there's millions of galaxies in our Milky Way.

Logan:

And that collectively is called the Milky Way. Yeah, so I also think the Milky Way was like us and our planets.

Robbo:

No, that's, the solar system. And there's multiple solar systems in our galaxy.

Logan:

I said to you the other way. So you really should have been a teacher, and it's not too late to retrain, should be. You can avoid not being the shit out of the children there.

Robbo:

No, you see, that's the problem. I think that is it.

Logan:

Why don't you learn? Ok, where are we? So this is the last question, johnny the red spot, you know, the famous red spot on Jupiter. So, basically, jupiter has a giant red spot on it that's been seen by telescopes. It's actually a giant galactic storm and has been raging for an estimated over 100 years.

Johnny:

True.

Logan:

That is true. Yeah, so that's Johnny's 12. How many did he get, daddy? So that's 10 points 10 points. Not bad, not bad, not bad. Right, here we go, Robo. So you've got to go home. You've got to go home.

Robbo:

Oh home, oh God.

Logan:

OK, this could be this. This is where it's separate the boys from the men Right. Ok, you ready.

Robbo:

Yeah.

Logan:

A dukey, a duke which was boys seeing. Marlene's dog was an Alsatian.

Robbo:

I'm going to say Paul, I think it should have been a smaller dog, it's actually a bigger one, a great game.

Logan:

Hold on a sec, johnny. What are you saying? You went away. So Robbo's home, yes, you're right.

Robbo:

So yeah well, I was thinking, I was expecting a space question.

Logan:

What a fucking idiot. Okay, so.

Robbo:

I'm going to do a different question. Right, here we go. Here we go then. Right, Robbo.

Logan:

This is your wheelhouse, I'm expecting great things. Spot the odd one out Europa. Callisto Titan.

Robbo:

Europa, callisto and Titan. Every time, every time Europa and Callisto are moons of Jupiter. I thought Titan was as well. I say Titan, it is Titan.

Logan:

Yeah, it's. Titan is a moon of Saturn. Saturn, yeah, wow, this could be a whitewash man, united-style massacre. Yeah, pluto is the only officially recognized dwarf planet or exoplanet, as we discussed earlier.

Robbo:

Only officially? I don't think so. I think there's multiple, but I could be wrong with that. But I'll say it's not the only officially recognized.

Logan:

It is false. There is some discussion over how many more there are, but the one that's pretty much recognized by everybody is Ceres, which is 600 miles in diameter, six between Mars and Jupiter in the asteroid belt. Oh really, yeah, technically an asteroid belt. Okay, now this is all good. The moon of Titan has a liquid cycle that moves between the atmosphere and the surface, much like we have on Earth with rain.

Robbo:

Titan has a. This is Saturn's one, so this has a liquid cycle of rain, so, whether that's the question, actually it has a liquid cycle where moisture gets sucked up into clouds and then it comes down again. The form of rain Gosh every question repeats it back every single time I'm just clarifying. It's great, that is quite cute. I would say true, it is true. I'm guessing it is true.

Logan:

But it's not water, it's methane and ethane, methane and ethane, methane and ethane, methane and ethane. Yeah, oh boy, space is very, very noisy. Yes, I believe it is, it's false, isn't? It. Sound waves need a medium to travel through and there's no atmosphere. In the vacuum of space, the sound can't travel and it's silent.

Robbo:

Okay but there is, oh no, because it's the magnetic. It's something to do. There's the echo of the big bang, but it shows as like infrared or something.

Logan:

Yeah, I can say that shows up in terms of chemical composition and infrared. The Apollo astronauts' footprints on the Moon will be there forever. True False, they could be there for 100 million years. But the Moon is still a dynamic atmospheric environment. It's constantly being bombarded with what are known as micro meteorites, which means that erosion is taking place. It's just really fucking slow. Fair, fair, they're gonna. 100 million years they'll be gone. We never existed. If two pieces of metal collide with each other in the vacuum of space, they will stick together.

Robbo:

Things do clump together, so I'm gonna say, yes, that's true, it is true.

Logan:

Yeah, I never heard this, but it's called cold welding. Basically, the atoms of the individual pieces of metal don't know that they are different pieces of metal, so when they hit each other, they just join together and fuse. It wouldn't happen on Earth, because we have air and water that separate different objects and different atoms, and that's what stops things from just randomly joining each other.

Robbo:

Apparently I saw this the other day on the telly if you get two bits of material or this was two bits of metal, and I assume they might have been the same bits of metal, but they were super, super perfectly flat you just put them next to each other they'll stick. But that's not magnetic, nothing like that. It's just because they're so perfectly flat.

Logan:

The nucleus of a comet is made of ice.

Robbo:

Generally, yes, true or false. Oh now the nucleus, because they are made of ice.

Logan:

generally, because that's what gives the tail oh?

Robbo:

you spotted it, but what could be inside it?

Logan:

Oh you spotted the twist in the tail.

Robbo:

I'm going to say it's so. What was the question? Again, the nucleus is made of ice. Yes, false, it's true. What?

Logan:

Jupiter is it bad that I want him to get those wrong because he keeps it competitive. We want to have some. We want to have some tension. Jupiter is the third brightest object in the sky in our solar system. Third, yes. Ooh of any object, Of anything you can see oh, would you have made sure you need it in?

Robbo:

the question the third brightest object in our sky.

Logan:

In our solar system, in our sky.

Robbo:

That we can see from Earth. Yes, I think it's the brightest. It's the brightest. Yeah, he's saying it's the brightest thing in the sky.

Logan:

Okay, nope, it's the fourth Sun, the moon and Venus are all brighter. No points for.

Robbo:

Bobo.

Logan:

Earth has the shortest day of all the planets.

Robbo:

Oh Jesus.

Logan:

They're spinning a rotation on its axis.

Robbo:

I'm sure there's one that's shorter. I can't think which one it is. I would say false.

Logan:

It is false. It's Jupiter. Jupiter turns on its axis every nine hours and 55 minutes.

Robbo:

Which is fucking quick.

Logan:

Yeah, I'm wrong. Do you hate it?

Robbo:

Considering it is mohousive.

Logan:

This is mental. Saturn has more moons than any other planet.

Robbo:

Saturn. Yes, oh gosh, I think between Saturn and Jupiter they have a bucket ton. So you're saying Saturn has the most moons of any planet? Yes, I'm going to say Jupiter, it's false, it's true, it has over 150.

Logan:

America sent the very first space probe to Venus. False Russia did.

Robbo:

Yes, it was Russia In 1961. In 1961.

Logan:

Yeah, that's true. In 1966, russia also became the first superpower to successfully land a craft on the surface of Venus. Yeah, the longest the solar eclipse can last is seven and a half minutes. Seven point five minutes.

Robbo:

Sounds about right.

Logan:

True or false? True, yeah, it's true. Well, after that, that was whoa. Well, oh, Robert, you were all over that, the smuggled.

Robbo:

I'm not looking forward to Johnny on his fucking, his only falls and horses knowledge.

Johnny:

What did you get, Jodie? What's the scores on the doors? It's 100.

Robbo:

Seven 14. Okay, no, why.

Johnny:

Why you get one point because it's home.

Robbo:

Yeah, you got seven points. Sorry, seven points yeah.

Logan:

Okay, should we do another round?

Robbo:

Yeah.

Logan:

Yeah, we might as well. We've got 15 minutes, we've got time, we've got time so. Johnny, you're home now. Yeah, we're home now. False it is false. They are 15, 6, 12. Well, I've seen some say 12, some say 13. That's definitely not 10. Point to Johnny the outdoor scenes for the show were filmed in Hackney.

Johnny:

No, false it is false.

Logan:

Where were they filmed?

Johnny:

Bristol. Yeah, it's Bristol Bristol.

Logan:

Now he's like he only your ass now.

Johnny:

This is our main thing, so it's not his own.

Logan:

The registration of the Reliant Robin. This will be impressive. Was DHV938D? Dhv938d.

Johnny:

It's not a D, it's false. The start. I think it was a different. That's true.

Logan:

That was it, but it's.

Johnny:

DHV but.

Logan:

We have never, ever discovered Trigger's real name.

Johnny:

No, it's false, we have.

Logan:

We have. Yeah, you can tell me what it is. I mean, you got the point, don't worry, but I can't remember what it was. It was apparently. Trigger's real name is Colin Ball.

Robbo:

Oh, right, yeah.

Logan:

Yeah, Colin Ball.

Robbo:

Yeah, oh yeah mate.

Logan:

John Sullivan obviously was the writer made a cameo in one episode. Oh you little wine being poured there. Folks, I'm gonna say, in a minute you'll hear running and screaming.

Johnny:

I'm gonna say false.

Logan:

It's true. Oh, is it In the episode Time in Our Hands? He seemed very briefly sitting at a table at the very beginning of the pub scene at the end.

Johnny:

Oh, I see.

Logan:

Yeah, anytime you pick Aubrey, OK, spot the other one out.

Johnny:

Yeah, aubrey, charlton, mavis, wally, wally, that was quick man, why All the others are middle names of Rodney, joan and Boise, boise's first name is Aubrey.

Logan:

Yeah, but your point that they're all names is yep, spot on, johnny, spot on In the very first episode ever. What was that?

Johnny:

called.

Logan:

This is not the question but Big brother, big brother. Yep, in the very first episode ever Delboy'd buy some briefcases but he can't open them because they're glued shut.

Johnny:

That's false. They didn't have the right numbers with them. The numbers were in the actual suitcase In the cases.

Logan:

He's killing this one, killing this one. Very true, in the Russians are coming. The name of the policeman he stops the trotters when they're speeding to get away is called Eric. True, is Eric. You know he can't. Oh, eric's one of my favourite lines from Granddad. All right, eric boy, very, very grandad. That isn't it? Yeah, all right, granddad. Sherlock Holmes okay, spot the one out. Sherlock Holmes' birthplace, where Jack the Ripper is buried, and Henry VIII's favourite in what's the?

Johnny:

other one out Go again.

Logan:

Sherlock Holmes' birthplace where Jack the Ripper was buried and Henry VIII's favourite in what's the other one out of those three?

Johnny:

I'm going to go Henry VIII's favourite in that is true?

Logan:

Yes, that's the right one. Do you know why?

Johnny:

Because Henry VIII was based down here in Portsmouth, isn't?

Logan:

it. No, he knows up in London. No, right, so you get the point. But basically, in the episode where Del Boy's going to do the tours of Peckham and he starts saying where he's going to take him, he says he'll take him to the summit of Mount Pleasant, where Sherlock Holmes was born and where Jack the Ripper is buried. He doesn't mention Henry VIII's favourite.

Johnny:

I'm going to slope up to Ching for an episode. That's the one.

Logan:

Yeah, so you got the point. Roy Slater's first appearance. His rank is Detective Inspector. True.

Johnny:

Because in the second one he says I'm a chief now.

Logan:

Yeah, that's right. Monkey Harris was the father of June's baby.

Johnny:

That's false.

Logan:

Who is?

Johnny:

it Abbey Littwood. Yeah, this boy, this boy is on fire.

Logan:

Okay, it's your last one, mate. I guess you've done very well, so far. No, I think he's got one wrong we are two wrong. Yeah, okay. The name of the butterfly that the trotters try to catch is Jamaican Redtail False. Do you know what it is? This will be impressive. You know what it is. You're right, you've got the point.

Johnny:

I don't think so I don't know. It's definitely not that.

Logan:

Yeah, you're right, it's Jamaican Swallowtail. Yeah, it's the name of it. How many points is that, jade? All of them 10 points. Nice, right, rob Ho? Mmm, and you think of a different question? For the first one, I'll come back to that, because I've already asked you the first one, so you know.

Robbo:

You can't give me two points, you can't win at least. Yeah, you get, yeah, you get yeah, no. No, I think you're doing all right, don't worry, don't worry.

Logan:

You'll be all right. In the opening theme tune, what nickname for an amount of money does he sing to have in his pocket? Donkey? No, it's a pony. Oh is it? Oh, Jesus, yeah, pick a pony in my pocket.

Robbo:

I've always sung Donkey.

Logan:

Mickey, mickey Pierce bit Rodney 50p that he couldn't take a date to the Nagshead party.

Robbo:

Oh, that sounds familiar. Yeah, that's. True.

Logan:

Yeah, lennox Gilby, the so-called master criminal, referred to himself as the Scarlet Pimpernel.

Robbo:

Oh, that doesn't sound familiar, so I'm going to say no.

Logan:

That is yes. He called himself the Lennox Gilby. What did he say? Was called yeah, yeah they seek him here. They seek him where. Those police seek him everywhere. Is he an Evan? Is he an ill? That dandelusive? Yeah, he does mention Scarlet Pimpernel, isn't it he does? Yeah, that's Scarlet Pimpernel. Yeah, from the book by I don't know. No, me neither. In the episode where Mickey Pierce used the Trotters flat to make a dirty video, the title is called Naughty Matron, jesus False. Yeah, his fault is called Night Nurse Night.

Robbo:

Nurse. He's a guest, by the way.

Logan:

Delboy enters Rodney's art into a competition with that, his knowledge, telling the organizers that Rodney's real age is 13.

Robbo:

He was older than that he's 15.

Logan:

We know that, but it's what Delboy tells the organizers.

Robbo:

He's told him he's 15 or something like that. He's older than that False 14. Yeah, 14 and a half Singing.

Logan:

Dussman, tony Ang, that's 14 and a half.

Johnny:

Yeah, groovy gang.

Logan:

I don't think we can give that to Rob, because I got the question wrong, groovy gang she was in choir. What was it? Yeah, no, you don't get that one, I'm sorry. What Singing Dussman Tony Angelenos.

Johnny:

Yeah, I get it. He's got two points.

Logan:

Singing Dussman. Tony Angelenos' singing career failed because he can't hit the high notes.

Robbo:

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's because he can't pronounce his words, his ars.

Logan:

Yeah, he goes crazy, quiet, quiet.

Robbo:

Quiet.

Johnny:

All right.

Logan:

Rodney suggested that Delin Raquel's son be called Troy. Sorry, rodney suggested that Delin Raquel's son be called Troy. Oh, that last minute girl for Madrid.

Robbo:

False, it is false.

Johnny:

Yeah, Delboy.

Logan:

Troy, troy, troy, troy, troy. Yeah Delboy joined a dating agency under the false name Derek Deshaun.

Robbo:

That sounds like a Delboy thing to do, so I'm going to say true, it's false.

Logan:

It was actually Derek DuVal. Derek DuVal, the watch that made the Trotters millionaires was called the Harrison Greater Watch.

Robbo:

Oh, yeah, that's false, it's false.

Logan:

What was it called the?

Johnny:

lesser watch.

Logan:

Yeah, the Harrison lesser watch. That was a guess I thought it was nothing to do with Harrison. Get on my tits a little bit. To be honest, he ruined all the tension. I thought this was going to be like a real nail by a Jesus and you've just bought it, marlene. Spot the one out. Marlene Corrine, cassandra Sasha.

Robbo:

Oh, I'm going to say, corrine, you don't ring a bell, it's not, it is.

Johnny:

Sasha. And why, Because Corrine was Denzel's wife and Marlene was Boyce's wife.

Logan:

Yeah, Mickey Pierce and Jevon were Rodney's mates in the show Mickey Pierce and Jevon Jevon, I've never heard of Jevon. Could be a trick question.

Robbo:

I'm not going to say, pierce, it's what it'll do with the hat on, doesn't it? I'm going to say true.

Logan:

It is true, your guesses are fucking annoying. I've never heard of Jevon Right, last one In the next episode of George van remembertons, which is described as looking like Gary glitter because he had a face that you want to slap.

Johnny:

I want to say that's true.

Logan:

That is false. Cliff Richards, cliff Richards, that's the best bit about that. He says, he reminds me of Cliff Richards what he looks younger than his years. He's got a face you want to slap Joey? I really don't want to know. Go on, what's? What's the Seven?

Robbo:

Also 10.

Logan:

Yeah, you got 10, two points, so you got 20, robbo seven when you were at home, when you were away. You got seven right, so you got 14.

Robbo:

So you have Robbo, not by a massive amount.

Logan:

Robbo wins yeah.

Johnny:

One point, that's what I thought. No, Johnny, that's close.

Robbo:

I was frightened of your throttle's knowledge, and I was right to be, because, jesus Christ, you got nearly everything right. I was impressed with it. A lot of the ones that I got were guesses, the two things that I do love about these is you always repeat the question when you're asked? Because I'm just trying to play it back, just to sort of think, right, okay, have I got this right.

Logan:

Uh-huh.

Robbo:

And I've been boozing.

Logan:

We've all been boozing Robbo. We've all been boozing All right, all right. We've all changed, Robbo, We've all changed. None of us are the same as we were before.

Robbo:

The one brain cell rattles around in there and it needs a little bit of extra help. I've just stolen for time.

Johnny:

I've been doing that game, though that was good it's very well.

Logan:

Yeah, Jody, do you think that was the right call? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Jody, when we were off camera, off mic folks, we were discussing should we do Home In Away this episode on Park it, and Jody said that when she first heard about Home In Away she thought Santa would be better if we did it all in the same episode.

Robbo:

Word.

Logan:

Good call, good call.

Robbo:

Great call. You know, that's why you're here. You know what I mean. You're gonna put in the tension.

Logan:

Producer Producers, Producers, yeah like what's his? Name.

Johnny:

Dulu.

Logan:

Do you know how hard it is to sit here every single week and not be able to join in this quiz? Yeah, it's a fucking way there. I love a quiz man Every week I'm like that you are learning when you're researching? No, Dude, I know already man Gonna ask me a spot question about Anifor's Norses. Go on Go on. And you think it's all about space. Oh Right, come on, go, go go, dead end, dead end.

Johnny:

Pop, pop, pop, pop, yeah, yeah. Alan Perry, you think I'm a robot because I'm gonna think of you, think of the spot question for Randy. I've exhausted all my brain power.

Robbo:

Oh.

Logan:

I wanna play, not fair.

Robbo:

I'm trying to think of something that I know for sure.

Johnny:

Oh, here we go, oh On a royal flush. Yes, where is Victoria from?

Logan:

Oh, I wanna say Putney, I don't know why. Adam Sanson, will he be trying? Well, of course he's gonna be trying.

Johnny:

I'm stalling now when is she from Halsham?

Logan:

No, halsham, no. Could be here all night. Go on, what is it Boring? Barkshire, boring, barkshire of course, I was about to say that's been my next guess, but you jumped in before I could say it, so I have order. Yes, I didn't know that one Peplo. What do you got, Robert?

Robbo:

What is a disqualifying factor for Pluto, for Pluto being called a planet?

Logan:

It's three things. It's the diameter. It's on a diameter for one oh God, he's arguing with science again. It's the diameter for one. It's the composition of the surface and it's the lack of any discernible, identifiable atmosphere.

Robbo:

The thing that excludes Pluto is it hasn't cleared out its orbit around the sun of material. So if it doesn't clear out its yeah, so that orbit, if there's any material left in it, then it's not a planet.

Logan:

What are the other two?

Robbo:

I can't remember, but I remember that's the one that Pluto doesn't satisfy.

Logan:

What am I supposed to do with that?

Robbo:

What are?

Logan:

the three reasons why. I'll give you three. I can't remember the other two. What is?

Robbo:

the excluding factor. You said three. You said three reasons. There are three reasons, but I said what is the excluding factor of Pluto not being defined as a planet?

Logan:

Did he or did he not say? There were three reasons.

Robbo:

I said which one Read it back, Listen to her back.

Logan:

No, all right, mate You're right. You're right, You're right. That's usual Right. That was fun, wasn't it?

Johnny:

Yeah, enjoyed it.

Logan:

Jody, did you enjoy that? Yes, I did. That was good and I was winning winning chicken dinner, so I'm happy.

Johnny:

Three, two to Robbo. I better wrap my knowledge on space. I've guessed all of the only fools and horses one. I'm glad that we've got a 50-50 choice.

Robbo:

I'll be in some serious trouble. If it was just the case of tell me this, I'd be like I don't know Bit nil, nil, nil.

Logan:

Okay, let's finish. Then We'll go double or quits. Robbo, this is double or quits on the episode. What are the other two excluding factors for Pluto not being a planet?

Robbo:

Hmm, I don't know, I can't remember.

Johnny:

Jody wins after all.

Logan:

Thanks for listening everybody.

Johnny:

We enjoyed that. We're going to try and get this out this Sunday actually because we're going to get the music one out Friday night. I was going to try and get one out before.

Logan:

But then Jody suggested do one Friday, do one Sunday, which?

Robbo:

I think is a much better. What did?

Logan:

you, momma, friday and then get this one out Sunday. This will be easy because there's no editing needed, apart from me right at the start. I'll listen back to it and I won't even bother. I mean, let's be honest, you got to learn. You got to learn these things, don't you Own it. At least I can tell you how I go. It was in plain sight the whole time, folks, or maybe I'll edit this bit out as well.

Johnny:

But, you were entitled to your opinion on that note.

Logan:

I had that with my mum. There with me, she got asking me about something and she said I'm entitled to my opinion. I said to her yes, but you also have a more responsibility to accept the consequences of your opinion. She looked at me and she went shut up. Okay, mum, she's on a cruise this week round the med oh wow, and can spending my inheritance. She's graceful, told her, every penny you spend is a penny less. That's going to a decent care home.

Logan:

Think on, funny thing was for years my brother would be single, couldn't find the right woman. He was used to sort of say he put his hand at him, he'd go. Mum's going to come live with me when she's older. Mum will live with me. I'll build an extension, a little granny annex. Mum will live with me. Then he met his wife, who's one of the most amazing women I've ever met. I think she's just fantastic and she's been so good for him. And now all of a sudden he's like she's not coming to live with us. I don't think that's down to her influence, because she's not that kind of person, but it just makes me laugh. All of a sudden he's like you were worried about being on your own, weren't you? Now you've thought about the realities. You're going to have to clean mum's poo. I said it from day one. She's not fucking living with me. I don't care. I can sit there crying for company 23 hours a day. Where did this come from?

Logan:

That's very dark Should we go More editing Anyway moving on.

Robbo:

Yeah, should we leave?

Logan:

Should we call it?

Robbo:

a night?

Logan:

Yeah, let's call it a night, anything else, johnny.

Johnny:

No, amazing.

Logan:

Little hi-sus. Yeah, that's good.

Johnny:

We're a little bit time off, a lot of fun.

Logan:

And don't forget, we have got planned coming up the OST Christmas party a couple of months away, but that's just going to be an absolute study in Kale's. It's going to be awesome. You'll be part of that, Jodie, you part. It's going to just be literally the planning is everyone's going to mingle and talk as if there is a party and people just come and join you on the microphones when they want. It's either going to be the best idea we've ever had.

Johnny:

Or utter chaos.

Logan:

I want the chaos. I want the chaos.

Johnny:

Don't be good. You're there for the chaos.

Logan:

I'm here for Captain Chaos Cannibal run.

Johnny:

Oh, yeah, I haven't seen it. But yeah, oh, for fuck's sake.

Logan:

It's in Cannibal.

Robbo:

Run.

Logan:

Bert Reynolds, roger Moore.

Johnny:

Roger Moore. Roger Moore, that's my list of about 50, which I haven't watched.

Robbo:

It's like the modern day Oceans 11 or whatever it was with.

Johnny:

Frank.

Robbo:

Sinatra. It was you imagine how much fun they had doing that All those top. Well, sinatra was in it, wasn't he? No, sammy Davis Jr was in it. Yeah, was it. Oh, d9.

Logan:

Was Cannibal Run got in common with Oceans 11?

Robbo:

Because it was like that was like a film for the boys, wasn't it? So it was all those guys getting together and making like a really cool boys film. And then you've got Cannibal Run was a later day boys film with cars and women and all sorts of stuff. So they must have had a blast making it.

Logan:

Oh yeah, I bet they did that, but you're in. Allergy is wrong. I need you to know what you do is what you leave my opinion. We're back to normality.

Robbo:

Normality resumes Normality resumes.

Logan:

It's happy, it's happy, it's laugh at the sound. It should be yeah, cannibal Run, it's great film, great film. Anyway, that's it, let's go, let's go, let's get started. Thanks, johnny.

Robbo:

Thank you, Love you mate.

Logan:

Thanks, logee, love you, mate. Our Boses are not 3-2.

Johnny:

Oh, yeah, don't forget.

Logan:

The winner of the series gets to pick a forfeit. The losers got to do. Haven't I told you that. I'm telling you now.

Johnny:

Oh God.

Logan:

And Jody. Thank you as ever, mate. We absolutely love having you here being a part of this mate. It's always awesome. Thank you for coming along, but for now, don't be a dick. Right, where's that dildo you?