It’s another OSD, and as usual, we’re bringing a mix of fun, trivia, unpredictability and slightly drunk chat that only this podcast can provide.
Scott and Abi are with us, and we start with Logan joyfully telling us all what titles the AI suggested we call the previous music debate episode – and they all feature Scott, front and centre. Is Scott actually the AI in disguise?
Johnny hits us with his usual blend of fact and enlightenment with TYO, and Robbo then talks us through the latest developments in President Trump's fraud case - and the massive $3.6 billion damages judgment that might ensue.
And if that doesn't pique your interest, how about a unique cocktail that's making waves in London having been a big hit in Spain for years. It’s a fusion of red wine and Coca-Cola...yes, you heard that right. The gang all give it a try, tasting it for the first time live on the show…will it be a hit or not? The reactions are priceless.
Abi gives her opinion on the Russell Brand situation, and she’s not holding back – at all!
The gang discuss two hot topics that seem to be occupying the world of social media a lot lately; how often do you think about the Roman Empire and could you land a plane? As you might expect, the answers are NOT what you’d expect, and will have you laughing out loud even as you shake your head in despair.
We then traverse the intriguing world of coincidences – Logan talks us through some of the most fascinating and at times downright spooky documented cases of coincidence in history, as the gang add their thoughts. What IS a coincidence? A random event over which we have no agency, or a sign that destiny and fate exist, or is it just the human brain working in mysterious ways? Is déjà vu real? Is the universe just a complex but arbitrary mess or is it too neat, makes too much sense, suggesting a guiding hand behind it all?
Finally, we bring things home with another instalment of Bollocks or Not. It’s 2-2 so far, who’s going to win the episode and take the lead as the season finale starts to come into view?
Pour a drink – a cup of tea is fine – and sit down and enjoy your usual Friday aural treat.
OSD – it’s like you’re in the room.
Apologies for some sound issues in this episode. The sound engineer has been sent to his room to think about what he's done for a few days.
Intro track "Better Than That" copyright Sub-Radio. Used with permission.
"Better Than That" copyright Sub-Radio, used with permission.
It’s another OSD, and as usual, we’re bringing a mix of fun, trivia, unpredictability and slightly drunk chat that only this podcast can provide.
Scott and Abi are with us, and we start with Logan joyfully telling us all what titles the AI suggested we call the previous music debate episode – and they all feature Scott, front and centre. Is Scott actually the AI in disguise?
Johnny hits us with his usual blend of fact and enlightenment with TYO, and Robbo then talks us through the latest developments in President Trump's fraud case - and the massive $3.6 billion damages judgment that might ensue.
And if that doesn't pique your interest, how about a unique cocktail that's making waves in London having been a big hit in Spain for years. It’s a fusion of red wine and Coca-Cola...yes, you heard that right. The gang all give it a try, tasting it for the first time live on the show…will it be a hit or not? The reactions are priceless.
Abi gives her opinion on the Russell Brand situation, and she’s not holding back – at all!
The gang discuss two hot topics that seem to be occupying the world of social media a lot lately; how often do you think about the Roman Empire and could you land a plane? As you might expect, the answers are NOT what you’d expect, and will have you laughing out loud even as you shake your head in despair.
We then traverse the intriguing world of coincidences – Logan talks us through some of the most fascinating and at times downright spooky documented cases of coincidence in history, as the gang add their thoughts. What IS a coincidence? A random event over which we have no agency, or a sign that destiny and fate exist, or is it just the human brain working in mysterious ways? Is déjà vu real? Is the universe just a complex but arbitrary mess or is it too neat, makes too much sense, suggesting a guiding hand behind it all?
Finally, we bring things home with another instalment of Bollocks or Not. It’s 2-2 so far, who’s going to win the episode and take the lead as the season finale starts to come into view?
Pour a drink – a cup of tea is fine – and sit down and enjoy your usual Friday aural treat.
OSD – it’s like you’re in the room.
Apologies for some sound issues in this episode. The sound engineer has been sent to his room to think about what he's done for a few days.
Intro track "Better Than That" copyright Sub-Radio. Used with permission.
"Better Than That" copyright Sub-Radio, used with permission.
Good evening, osd. It's time to top off your glass. Get yourself comfortable and join us to talk some bollocks for a few minutes.
Speaker 3:I was just about to jump on that and go. You've done that before, but right at the end you gave us a zinger. I just brought it out the back. Remember when I'm robot, remember to be closer. I'm sorry. Hi, everybody, hi, hi.
Speaker 1:Hi clean Abby.
Speaker 4:Hello.
Speaker 3:Abby's the only person I know who can do this without the microphone. We're all here again. Welcome to another OSD with me, the M-I-C of OSD Buyakasha. It's another episode of Logan and the Left.
Speaker 1:Behinds it's interesting.
Speaker 3:There's a pattern here. We'll discuss this later. Interesting pattern that I'm going to call later.
Speaker 2:Where was I? I've been thrown.
Speaker 3:Yes, here we are again and Scott's joining us. Hello, hi, scotty. It could be Scott's last regular one couldn't it?
Speaker 6:Scott, I don't know what you're doing.
Speaker 3:He's one of the getaway from you. Scotts. Well, regular listeners, both of you know that I normally take the piss out of Scott's height by doing this, some say, and I was just looking for some to do then and Scott looked genuinely hurt, so I'm going to go with this one. God only lets people grow until they're perfect. Look at you, it didn't take that long.
Speaker 6:Boom, I do like that, that's nice. Actually that's really nice.
Speaker 3:Sinister, this is your last one, potentially, of the regular appearances.
Speaker 6:Yes, I'll be sprouting Because things will go up.
Speaker 3:Scott's moving to London. He is London Cockney Barrel.
Speaker 5:Boy yes.
Speaker 4:He's already a living the.
Speaker 3:London life Even bigger and wanker than you are now. Indeed, that didn't last long, did it, hi Jody?
Speaker 4:Afternoon. How's your week been? Very good.
Speaker 3:Good, well, bye, yeah, good Happy. Yeah, it's got better from holiday, haven't you yeah?
Speaker 2:I've seen some great tan lines on the show I'm going to be showing you.
Speaker 1:Hang on a minute.
Speaker 3:I think she goes suddenly throwing at me like I was trying to Fuck her. Ok, I think my favourite bit early on was when was it Johnny Robbo? I asked Abby, you know, oh, yeah, there's this and there where you went, I know that was Robbo. I said Robbo. You said, oh, lisbon, yeah, did you see this bit? And Abby's went. No, I sat by the pool and I drank.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I think we can all relate to that Best hot holidays yeah.
Speaker 3:Before we get going tonight, I just have to start off with this right, we did the music debate one a few weeks ago, didn't we? With Johnny and Patch? And we were so John Bishop and Patch, we were talking about the greatest decade in music history and what was it? I finally got round to kind of edit to it and getting it ready and stuff, and I'm going to do a double drop episode on Friday. Not that double drop, we just we just well, maybe we'll see how it goes. We just bought a new AI piece of software on board. Through the podcast host that we're basically, I upload the episode, it goes through the episode and it listens to it all, provides us with a written transcript. It also does a breakdown of chapter heading, so it will say it.
Speaker 6:Don't know the way you're looking at me when you're saying this. This is so good.
Speaker 3:It breaks down at chapter five, a minute five. It will say we're now talking about X and Y, and it also suggests an episode title. It gives you five suggested episode titles and it gives you a suggested description of the episode. Now, there was what Six of us on this On this one, wasn't it? Yeah, here are the suggested titles that the AI came up with. I think this is so good. Journey through the decades, reveling in the evolution of music with Scott.
Speaker 6:I wasn't even supposed to be on there. You didn't say much.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:From 60s vibrance to 90s eclecticism. Scott's musical odyssey. I swear to God, I haven't edited this this is how the AI gave it to me. Tales of sound and time. Scott's musical history tour Riding the ways of change a musical journey with Scott.
Speaker 6:Really.
Speaker 3:And then, my favorite, one of all, scott's musical time capsule, 60s to 90s, oh my God. And then the episode description, at least the nostalgic power of music in this compelling journey with the ever entertaining Scott.
Speaker 6:I'm liking it.
Speaker 4:And people want to trust AI. It goes on blah blah, blah.
Speaker 3:A bit more generic for a while. It basically says get Scott's glimpse into the world of music. He's a seasoned artist and performer. His vivid recollection of his experiences with music icons like Stevie Wonder and Jimi Hendrix, his secret source for remembering lyrics and the adrenaline rush of his first holiday without his parents are guaranteed to entertain. Did I mention? That I don't know, I didn't mention that this is mental.
Speaker 3:but that's not all. We bring you candid discussions on music preferences, chart battles and influences of bands like Underworld, unpeeled layers of the 90s, with Scott's take on Britpop bands like Oasis and their music On a lighter note. This is true. On a lighter note, scott's anecdotes about getting freebies and navigating through mazes promised to leave you in splits what I swear to God, the sunflower stuff.
Speaker 5:Yeah, but it was you who went to the sunflower maze, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:So tune in for a mix of nostalgic music, appreciation, hearty laughter and a healthy dose of camaraderie with Scott Well done.
Speaker 4:Scott.
Speaker 6:Scott, I'll tell you what mate. Ai and me are getting married. You carried that down the facade, didn't you? That was amazing, Thank you.
Speaker 3:I got that report back from the hour this afternoon and I couldn't see. I was laughing so much and I read it Wow, absolutely.
Speaker 3:Why just me? Oh, it was so good. It was so good. Also, very briefly, sorry, just before we move on as well. One more thing that I kind of want to mention made me laugh. You know we talked about golf last week briefly and all three of us agreed it was shit. Do you remember, john and Patch? For the last podcast, john sent me and Rob by text message he's going you've given golf a bad deal, so ride a cup this weekend. It's the best sporting event on the calendar. And then John put I think it's a thinking man sport. That's why you don't like it. So I replied yeah, you're right, swinging a metal stick at a small ball is very mentally taxing. And then, just after that, john sent a message, tagging me and Rob away and going. By the way, the Milky Way is just a single spiral galaxy which contains millions of stars, one of which is the sun.
Speaker 3:We thought it was multi-well, I had no fucking idea.
Speaker 1:I got mixed up with solar system.
Speaker 3:The best bit is. Just after that, patch replied that's the sort of thing you'll only ever learn on a golf course. So a couple of things at the start there that did make me laugh. That's a nice way to start it is.
Speaker 6:It's a good laugh.
Speaker 3:I can't wait to see what the AI comes up with after this one. I know you know probably Noshme or something AI Noshme.
Speaker 6:Sorry, I think that's not news to anybody. Let's be honest.
Speaker 3:So is this Andy's last episode or Scott's Andy's last episode before he's replaced?
Speaker 4:Rob, I just want to say that I'm not sure if you've ever seen him.
Speaker 3:Rob is dying, are you all right, mate? If you like, you could cough your flame into my couch cushions. I'd rather you did that, to be honest. Right, where are we Johnny? Yes, today is old TYO, as the fans are calling it. Have you heard that yet? I haven't. Yeah, tyo was trending last week for a little while the fans yeah, the fans were tuning in and loving it.
Speaker 4:I'll take that. So I've got a few actually. First one I actually knew this one and I'll use it quite a lot. If you hold down zero on your keyboard, you get the degree sign on your phone. Did you know that? On a mobile phone yes, so if you're looking to put a degree, it's 30 degrees Hold down zero gives you the small zero the degree sign.
Speaker 3:I'll sleep well, tonight. See, as you found out, it was his show. He's got all bigheaded.
Speaker 6:Me and AI are going to fuck you up.
Speaker 3:The good thing is, if you don't get your mouth over the middle of the microphone.
Speaker 4:That's what she said before I saw it ages ago, but I'll let everyone know. I'll let everyone in on the secret. Are you finished? Yeah? Yeah okay, I thought this was quite funny. It's not today is old, but whilst I was searching it was on the page Somebody tweeted why are there so many 23 year olds?
Speaker 3:I don't know, john, why are they so many 23 year olds?
Speaker 2:Because of the year 2000,. The final year on Earth they bumped up last time.
Speaker 4:Exactly Because in 1999, people thought the world was going to end.
Speaker 6:Really, is there a big boom? I don't know, I don't know. We could have backed it up with facts, but never mind.
Speaker 4:Is that you?
Speaker 6:I'm leaving my line. It's the last AI that told me to do it.
Speaker 3:That's fucking time, I tell you.
Speaker 6:AI will have a word with you.
Speaker 3:Scott gets bullied, so there's two more.
Speaker 4:So did you know that a screwdriver handle is designed to put a wrench? On it to help tighten the screws.
Speaker 3:So bulge at the end.
Speaker 4:Yes, it fits into a wrench, so that you can tighten it using a wrench.
Speaker 6:Didn't your knob like that? That's what she said.
Speaker 3:No, You're not by my thinking of them.
Speaker 6:I don't know Carry on.
Speaker 5:Let me just go back for the mental knob roller decks Uncle Midnight, uncle Shush, uncle Bad Touch.
Speaker 4:And the last one, as you can tell, is scraping the barrel of some of these today. Fun fact, cheetahs can't roar like other big cats, they only purr and meow.
Speaker 3:No, I did not know that that is good.
Speaker 4:Why is that? I don't know. There is a link to fact check it as well, but I didn't fact check it. I thought, it seems pretty. I know there's something about it.
Speaker 1:I didn't have enough time to have a fact check it, but cheetahs have got smaller fangs than most other similar sized cats because they had longer fangs. That would interfere with their ability to breed.
Speaker 2:Oh wow, he's been on the golf course.
Speaker 3:Makes sense, doesn't it? Because they've got quite small thin. Yeah, they are quite small actually.
Speaker 4:Yes, there you go. Thank you very much.
Speaker 3:Jenny and you keep for another week.
Speaker 4:Thank you very much. At least you tried.
Speaker 3:At least anybody can actually prove that Johnny's wrong and email us at infartonyslitedrunkcom. They'll win a mug signed by the crew.
Speaker 4:Sounds good, sounds good All me. They will not send anything, bet you, they didn't.
Speaker 3:Just get some mug we just love from Scott written on it. You would never have been so scared. You'd open it and then you'd be looking around you in the kitchen. Where is he? He's here, isn't he? He's at the end of the bed.
Speaker 5:Hello, you sleep well.
Speaker 3:Would you like me to make your cup of milky tea so you get a really deep sleep without knowing what's going on? All right yeah sorry, that's really dark Broadway. Now it's been. We don't always do the American stuff now, unless it's something really interesting, but something in the literally last couple of days with our friend Mr Trump, is it last night? Kits us with it.
Speaker 1:Well, the one of the many cases that he's involved with a minute. He's just been found liable for business fraud in the New York, new York civil case. So this is the one where they were accusing him of over inflating the value of his properties and assets so that he could get bigger loans from banks and undervaluing the same properties so that he could pay less tax to the government Now. So the judge has made a summary judgment on this. So, basically, the evidence is there, there's no argument. It's black and white. There's tax records, there's loan records. They cross-reference and they don't agree. There's nothing to argue. So the judge has made a summary judgment. But he could have had a jury. But his solicitor, alina Harbour, didn't take the box to say she wanted a jury so the judge has basically been left to make the judgment on his own.
Speaker 1:So he's just said yeah, OK, your bank to rights. That's it, You're guilty. They're going to have a court case. I think I can't remember if they've set the date yet, but the court case will establish damages.
Speaker 6:I said there was no court. Sorry, nagwin, is that just a fine, or?
Speaker 1:I think, wow, well, no, hold on, because what the judge has also said, bearing in mind he has been caught for fraud, is they have instructed them to dissolve the Trump organization. Every single element of the Trump organization is to be dissolved in New York. Now I don't know, and I think they're not 100% sure, if that means he can cross-county relocate it, because every application he has to make now say I want to set up a company. Have you ever been found guilty of fraud? Yes, we can back off then.
Speaker 6:However, there will be some governor in some state that will just go. Yeah.
Speaker 1:But the thing is they are dissolving the companies, and that's the kids. The licenses for them to trade in New York have all been revoked. That's dust, so they can't trade, and that's for all of the kids. Eric, what's his name? Donald Jr, ivanka and all that. So the Trump organization is in deep poo.
Speaker 6:Sorry, I was watching Dave Chappelle the other day and I did like the fact that he said I like the fact Trump's quite open about. I know the system, that's how I break it and that's because, I'm that rich and I just don't give a shit. And he's like At least I'm being honest and I'm for the first time I thought you know what?
Speaker 1:yeah, I don't pay tax because I'm rich dumb that he doesn't realize he's incriminating. Yeah because he does it all the time. No, I know the system. Okay, no me, neither system, maybe.
Speaker 5:Nope, you're a nasty guy. You are a nasty guy. A lot of people saying nobody broke the system like I did. I did the best break of the system ever. You would believe that, okay, you're a nasty guy, all right, you're a nasty guy.
Speaker 1:China. So the next part of this is there's gonna be a Court case. Obviously, in the meantime, trump will be scrabbling so they see if he can relocate his companies to somewhere else. We carry on trading, but when they first issued this, I think what was the name come in by let's Hmm? No, I was gonna say let's you Dean, but that's the woman from East Enders it might be, no, I mean she could be involved for a winnow.
Speaker 3:You pretty what it that's your worst share of me stand is rocked up. Your guilty slag. What's going on? No, she probably did say it's our point.
Speaker 1:So that that will go to a court case. Well, initially they were looking for $250 million worth of damages based on his you know the extent of his fraud. But whilst they've been investigating it, they found that his the extent is for is up to about $3.6 billion worth of fraud excuse me.
Speaker 3:Second, alexa disconnect. Sorry about our faces. The magic of live podcasts, it's not lighted it.
Speaker 1:Sorry, rob. I'm so sorry. See what they actually go for, but this will go in front of a. You know. Obviously, prosecution will say this is the amount of fraud, this is what we'd be asking for, this is the evidence to the dirt, and then they'll make a decision based on that.
Speaker 3:So he's not in a case of as you're guilty or not. It's a case of how much is he gonna be For the?
Speaker 1:summary judgment is just a case of there is no argument, there's nothing brilliant. Let's do this to say I yeah, but it's a bang bang done.
Speaker 3:Cheers. Why I said it's quite significant. Come on, no Hunter Biden laptop.
Speaker 4:You won't ever get found, go in, it's fine so you've let me down there.
Speaker 3:It's a bonus here. I was expecting it, you know you've let down Republicans everywhere. How'd you feel, nasty guy?
Speaker 1:said you were a nasty guy Okay. Ah, there you go Good, scott.
Speaker 3:What were you just trying to show me? Scott was trying to show me something, not his penis, amazingly, oh no someone just sent me.
Speaker 6:I found my picture of, I found your memoirs, and it was a book. It's called the tale of the tiny man.
Speaker 3:And I would be all of it was the tale of the tiny angry man.
Speaker 5:As it is missing something Right again.
Speaker 3:Magical podcast. People were gonna pause it in a sec because we are about to do a live experiment. Abby, you're you and don't panic, it's not.
Speaker 6:Honestly. I didn't sit down rages, you locked the door right.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, good man, did you swallow the key like we planned?
Speaker 6:Yeah, good man.
Speaker 3:It was gonna say yes, I experiment, don't worry, this is a booze experiment. I know you're here for that. Did you drive tonight? I see you probably can't have, you can't take part. You can watch the reactions. There is a drink that's been around for quite a few years and it apparently is getting more and more popular in America and it's getting a bit of a surgeon London as well.
Speaker 6:And my London.
Speaker 3:We Look the Scott look the good London, good London. Basically, very simply, it's a red wine and Coca-Cola cocktail. Are you trying it? Okay, yeah, apparently it's been around for quite a while. I was doing some research in it today and the they're not sure, but they tried to trace it back and they think it started in the 70s in Spain. Well, they know it started in Spain and it was when festival goers realized that their wine after a few days had gone a bit funky, so they mixed it with coke to try and describe the taste.
Speaker 4:Did you grab a lemon earlier?
Speaker 2:No, I forgot to remind you so yeah so we're both guilty that one.
Speaker 3:There's not the end of the world. Basically, it's been around in the, particularly in the basket.
Speaker 4:Lemonade? No, it's not the same thing.
Speaker 3:Don't do it. Listen, you don't try and kind of obfuscate the taste a little bit? We're doing this raw, all right we go.
Speaker 6:That's what she said.
Speaker 3:That's what she said we're having this drink bear back. Well, yeah, you could say that, but actually you know, but the the instructions say you should. It should come on the size of lemon.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I see in the instructions.
Speaker 3:Sorry, do you need me to get crayons to spell out for you? Oh no, all right very vicious.
Speaker 6:You just calm your ass down.
Speaker 4:Right, you start pouring.
Speaker 3:It's sort of fight the world and I just want to fight the world.
Speaker 3:Riot yeah, I'm not even wearing the t-shirt. I've got it tattooed. Now I was gonna put it on my cock, but we only got the arm on there then ran out of space. So, yeah, red wine and cake apparently is called a Calimojo I don't know if I pronounce that right. It's spreading through London. So we're gonna pause it, or we're gonna pour a glass for each of the four of us and we're gonna run a little social experiment to see what we think of it. Yeah, real-time tasting. Oh, right, right, we're back. Johnny's just doing some lighting for Abby, who's gonna take a bit of social media stuff. So here we go with this red wine and coke drinks. So basically, it's equal parts red wine and coke. We've got half and half glass. The four of us have one each with some ice cubes in it, which is are we down, god? No, no, no, no, no, it's not sure. Yeah, and if you don't, obviously if you don't like it, you'd have to finish it.
Speaker 3:You know this is just an experiment, but to your chap.
Speaker 1:This will have a game is.
Speaker 3:That's not bad. That tastes a bit like sangria.
Speaker 6:Scott no no no, tell me why.
Speaker 3:Abby's obviously got a really good picture of us. The kid the coke tastes flat. There's a new bottle. Oh, abby's just gonna show you the photograph that she, the genuine fear there on your faces, brilliant. You get them up on Insta and you keep. That'd be lovely.
Speaker 6:Yeah, yes, scott, so you sorry no, it tasted flat to me, even though the coke's not flat, and I just thought it Tasted like shit wine.
Speaker 3:Do you get any hints? Sangria and you know.
Speaker 6:I just got a hit of just rancidness.
Speaker 3:You know how all those girls feel. Yes, chid, it didn't like it, johnny no, but in my, you know, pine chips man over here. Yeah literally the man who eats more beige food than anybody else I've ever met.
Speaker 4:That's very true.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he's not beige, I'm not eating it. No, you're not northern. Why don't you like it, buddy?
Speaker 4:I know what you mean about the tone.
Speaker 6:Yeah, it is sangria risk but me.
Speaker 4:No, we're missing the lemon. That's what it is, isn't it?
Speaker 3:Yes, well, we love that, we'll take, we'll take your responsibility for that, yeah, basis.
Speaker 4:It's a Take on sangria, yeah, but I wouldn't choose to drink it.
Speaker 6:No.
Speaker 1:I think I agree with that. It's not something I'll go. Oh, I fancy one of those, but it's it's alright. It's kind of like you get a red wine flavor, but without that kind of alcohol.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they're over going full-on food and drink on it. It's not a flame I.
Speaker 1:Sort of weird play. You can taste the red wine, but you can't yeah, no, it's got red wine in it. It's a no from me tastes a bit like sangria, but yeah.
Speaker 3:Johnny is still a no sorry happy he grabbed that for me and put it over on the the TV stand again. This is real-time podcasting. Folks Just starting to leave a it's already that things already fucked up. It's already gonna need a hell of a lot of cleaning when I leave. I'm talking about the matter piece, not Abby, obviously, although you know both applies, so has anybody watched that documentary yet still haven't.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 3:Abby just making a way to the microphone, feel the face of him.
Speaker 2:Right thoughts on the Russell brand documentary. I think he hundred percent rapes that woman, oh good.
Speaker 3:Just about the same. We don't really want to get into if he's guilty or not. But okay, you just went for it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's guilty of some of it, but at the same time, I think it's very rich from the BBC and MTV and Channel 4 to go off on him when they encourage that behavior for years and years and years now your point, wasn't it, johnny?
Speaker 3:profited it from it a lot so Horrific viewing that, wasn't it, you know? And it's a bit of a savel thing, like when you look at in hindsight some of the stuff he didn't stand up, the bit where he's talking about how he likes it when a woman's given a blow job and it goes.
Speaker 3:He only stand up. He said basically, you know, and look, jokes are joke, right. What I'm saying is is, if he's guilty and of course we're not, you know Well, most of us aren't here to talk about that it gives it a slightly sinister tone. But there's a bit in his stand up where he says that he likes that bit when you're giving a blow job and it goes to the girls throat and, okay, to a neck there's our neck or something and it makes a mascara run and stuff like that. And he's going I've never you know, always, consensual was consensual. Something like so I've never, I've never forced it, I never force it, but there's that. That's what I'm saying. But what? What just they literally said two seconds ago was like, if it transpires, guilty is some of the savel stuff. There's something in undertone of sinister stuff to it at the moment. Yes, but however, you still have to question why that was deemed acceptable at the time. I think that's why I never liked.
Speaker 2:That was his character, kind of character that these media companies kept Pushing down our throat's part of the poem Pardon the come did you just Said, sure, you just said but yeah, that's, that's my opinion on it. I think they are as guilty as he is.
Speaker 3:Okay, thanks, that's. That's. That's it. Can I just say on behalf of OSD, abby is not an official Member of the company, so anybody who wants to sue you're gonna have to sue Abby personally. Okay, you still got your reputation though. Yeah, yeah, johnny, johnny's left, johnny's walked out he discussed. I quite like this. No, it's alright. It's alright.
Speaker 1:I wouldn't ask for it.
Speaker 3:You're always asking for you up one these days. Someone's gonna give it to you. Anyway, I went Johnny's back. What's next? Oh yeah, this, this weird thing that's cropped up like on a TikTok video Just recently and I wanted to kind of ask you guys of the question. Right, there's two that suddenly seem to have been very popular. How often do you think about the Roman Empire? Let me ask you that fast, scott. I don't know why this is suddenly trending.
Speaker 6:I Generally do because I don't love the Roman. Empire, oh you generally do yeah, this is quite weird, but I read books about it. I'm very interested in it, always have been. There's a Simon Sparrow book that I write, read quite a lot.
Speaker 5:It's very scarrow, is it? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6:Yeah, but I it's very basic reading, but it's not good about the Legionaries. I've always just been interested in it, and there's a few geeky games that used to play as well.
Speaker 2:Age age of Empires is it.
Speaker 5:Yes, I love Age of Empires, yeah that's the Roman. Rome total war yeah.
Speaker 6:Yeah, it's, I play that. It's such a geek, but yes, I do. I asked my Kids, and my dad as well, the same question for that. Didn't realize this was coming up, but my son said he thinks about Sparta a lot, which is weird. And yeah. My dad said yeah, about twice a week as well, I think about it as well. But they weren't actually that great an empire as well. Mongols were better.
Speaker 3:Well, yeah, but I mean, you know, if we've talked place of context, you at least probably only behind the Mongols and maybe Alexander the Great.
Speaker 1:Well, if the Romans ever done for us, yes it's annotation.
Speaker 3:So anyway, the question I asked you is how often do you think about it?
Speaker 6:I'd say about twice a week twice a week yeah, freak and Napoleon and stuff like that.
Speaker 3:It's because he was small as well small.
Speaker 6:He wasn't actually small, and especially for his the age. Yes, he was. About what? Five?
Speaker 3:eight, five, eight, yeah, yeah, so fuck you. Wow, it's kind of aggressive episode so far, isn't it? 9% of it's come from me. To be fair, johnson, how often do you think about the Roman Empire?
Speaker 4:I actually don't know. No, I don't know why. I've heard this weirdo. It's hard to think about as I watch like gladiator the film or something.
Speaker 6:I don't really watch a film next to the world premiere. You know, you did go to our premise, indeed.
Speaker 4:That's another story. Yeah, we'll talk about a story. I think it's really interesting. Um, no, I don't. That's when it was posed to me about the question and I was like I actually don't.
Speaker 3:I suspect that's because you know fuck all about it.
Speaker 4:That's very true.
Speaker 3:Exactly what's he about? The Roman Empire? The what? No, the who not.
Speaker 1:I don't think something that crops up often, but every now and again it might be relevant to something and so I might think about it. Then I Don't think. I don't think. I say, oh yeah, once or twice a week, but maybe like a couple of times a month something like that.
Speaker 6:Yeah, don't sub, I don't think right, I must think about the Roman Empire today I I's been three days I haven't thought about it yeah.
Speaker 4:So do you think about it because of some game you played and I just think it just find it quite interesting Right and think they're nice yeah.
Speaker 3:Yes, I see is not a right man road. It's been a bit of break. There's like a Brutus. Come see my later design was it to see a three. It will connect us from yes. However, be prepared for many and terrible hold ups whilst people race and crash.
Speaker 4:And how do you think about it?
Speaker 3:Hardly ever I can't. I was to perplexed by the question when it was asked me, talk to me, mate.
Speaker 4:Yes, and you don't say yeah.
Speaker 3:Very good, yeah, very good. Get on to the colonel. I fucking question my intellectual capabilities. No, I love about the Roman Empire. It's, you know, many years ago. It's a source of fascination from a historical point of view, but I very think about it day-to-day. I find him, when he does, is a bit weird. Next one yeah, this is the other one that seems to have popped up. Could you land a plane?
Speaker 6:It's got, fuck yeah do you think you could? Yeah, I think, honestly, genuinely, I'd you would you would be too busy crying the glider running around screaming, with your hands in the air. I've done it with glider. Yeah, yeah well actually I didn't really did someone else.
Speaker 3:Play and be. You didn't land it, but part of that, exactly, the fucking same, exactly the same.
Speaker 6:But I might as well have done, because I looked at him, went, hmm, that's how I've done it.
Speaker 3:That's Very much like me and your mom and dad having sex. Johnny, do you think you could land a plane?
Speaker 4:Yeah, I think so. Why? Because I think there's a lot of Technology and I think if I was a train great answer because there's a lot of technology.
Speaker 3:Fucking yeah, if I was a pilot, I could. This is what you just basically said. If I was a pilot, yeah, I could land a plane. That'd be your job. They literally be your job. Christ said I can't be mad to do this. It's like fucking kindergarten you can't right now you now here today on a plane. It's starting to crash. You got a land it. Could you do it as you, johnny.
Speaker 6:What plane is it.
Speaker 3:Oh, I fucking, I don't know seven, four, seven.
Speaker 6:No fucking way. Okay, I just know one a small plane.
Speaker 3:All right, it's good, both small plane and then a jumbo jet, jumbo jet, no right, small plane, hell yeah, the. The principles is exactly the same with both of it. Is it what it's on water as well? There's not landing, then is it it's ditching?
Speaker 6:you don't know. No, you did what it's a water plane.
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 6:I'm so tired what's the terrain I'm landing?
Speaker 3:on. Okay yeah, let's just say very, let's keep you simple. It's a runway.
Speaker 1:All right.
Speaker 6:Yeah, it's a bit clear.
Speaker 1:The peace row.
Speaker 4:I probably.
Speaker 3:Shit from Robo.
Speaker 6:You reckon, yeah, john, me and you just to revisit this.
Speaker 3:I did love Johnny's answer. Yeah, what would technology You're ready if I was trained to?
Speaker 6:AI to do it for me.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the AI life, yeah even if you didn't, even if you didn't get there, I'd be going. Scott successfully landed a plane today, say 450 passengers and 12 crew, even though they died the next day. It's. Scott was in the toilet the whole time and I've been really long shit. No idea what happened until the plane.
Speaker 6:Don't I talk in the plane, I just don't go to it.
Speaker 3:Are you ever scared on the plane that you have to stand up before your flush because you might get sucked out like your bum might go?
Speaker 6:Before you know your.
Speaker 5:I didn't sell. I thought that I just read some people do.
Speaker 3:What bowie, I suspect to know the answer to this right. No well, maybe Could you. Could you land the plane? Could you land the plane?
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 6:Let's give it a go.
Speaker 1:Nobody to help you. You haven't got like the guy in the what tower, going right, do this, press that button, do that, then no, but if you're, if you're in a airplane. Everybody else is dead and you've got to get it on the ground. You got Liz talk you through it.
Speaker 6:Yes, I mean, we all know nothing, nelson coming in every something. I just want to say good luck, we're all counting on you.
Speaker 3:We're not rubbish track record. Robby, you would be arguing with physics. Is your land in it? No you're not gonna go 90 degrees to the left. That's not how it works. Yes, you have any. Okay, that surprised me actually, the confidence he abbey. Do you think you could land a plane?
Speaker 4:Do you think you land a plane?
Speaker 3:I can't fucking believe this. So far, dad and answer didn't ask the question. You basically answer the question. You sat there and said if I was a train pilot I could not to sat there all smug, acting like you give them the best answer of all time. Hey, what about? At least can say he has actually, you know, flown a proper plane. I mean, right, you've had fly. Oh boy, that, look I go, that's how your dog looks at you. I mean now I know, yeah, that's the evils. So you have flying lessons, but it was landing part of the flying lessons, so you could land a plane. Then why don't you just dance in the first place?
Speaker 2:Because I want to get more information. This is background to my character, didn't you say your?
Speaker 5:character is horrible though.
Speaker 3:If this was it, this was, like you know, an RPG game. He did actually, yes, but then he was very quickly recaptured and put back into his little secure unit.
Speaker 6:Bubble burst, Don't knock him. That's 50% of the listeners.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh yeah, she said any joking listeners, love you all. All right, so cool. So we got somebody actually has landed a plane, abby. We got somebody who said if they were a train pilot, they could somebody who has actually flown a plane, see, for fuck's sake, so you didn't fly a plane then. Well, it may as well oh no, it was on the fucking ground. That's not flying a plane. That's just sitting in a really big fucking arcade game. It's not the same thing. Yes, but it's still not flying a plane might be, though.
Speaker 3:Gosh, they all hurt my throat, don't they? I think outside. I think your dog at home, abby, he's just like heard me do that and gone. What the fuck was that noise? Squeaky right, we're never gonna go down that rabbit hole again, because that's just really frustrated me.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 6:Let's all drive to Daedalus and give it a go.
Speaker 1:What was that somebody sent a thing round on one of the groups earlier saying that a British hair waist pie oh yeah what was the? Thing he had done, some lines of coke off of a topless woman's breasts and they tried to fly an airplane.
Speaker 6:Is that? Oops? It says that film with a fly. That's what it refers to.
Speaker 5:Denzel Didn't get a good film.
Speaker 3:Love that dude impressed. I've seen a couple of guys do Denzel watching impressions so good.
Speaker 2:You're gonna work on it? No, I'm gonna.
Speaker 3:I'm definitely gonna be my next one I'm gonna work on that. One of the goodest, robert. There you go, right, okay, that's done me. Uh, main, main subject allegedly, I want to talk about coincidences, right? Um, because I've got some fascinating discussion points about this, right, let's let's.
Speaker 6:I've had no time to repair and I don't know.
Speaker 3:You don't have to. I told you what I needed from you. Just need to be you. Let's hold me Just when we, when we finish, just hold me for a while before we roll over. All right, that's all, thank you. Uh and in uh, 1898, 14 years before the Titanic sank, there's an author called Robert Morgan who wrote a book called the wreck of the titan.
Speaker 6:Don't fucking do this, all right, I gave you this the other day what AI told me.
Speaker 3:Scott's funny story um An author called Robin Morgan. It's a published book, so it exists. Uh, it's called the wreck of the titan, or. Back. In those days used to like to give books two titles, didn't they Right? So, uh, or futility was the other book. 14 years later, the titanic sank right. Here's the weird thing in his book, the, the ship was called the titan and it was described as being Unsinkable. Everybody believed it could not sink because of how the ship was built. Um, both ships hit an iceberg on the starboard side of the ship. So in the novel bear in mind, this novel was published 14 years before. So this is that both hits.
Speaker 3:I spoke on the start. Uh, they were both. Do you want me to go home?
Speaker 6:You are home.
Speaker 3:Oh, yeah, Uh they were both 400 miles off the coast of newfoundland when they actually hit the iceberg. Both of them have. They can be found from as many around the Atlantic, depending on the time of year and the temperature. Um, they both of them happened in april and so I know what he's doing, and in both the book and in real life, lots of passengers died because there was a shortage of lifeboats. That's nice.
Speaker 6:That's not nice at all. It's nice, he got it right.
Speaker 3:Do you think what he's saying? He sat there and he thought, oh, that's no way, nailed it.
Speaker 6:I'm going to be selling a lot of books got a telegram.
Speaker 3:Robert Guess what got. The telly got that.
Speaker 5:Yes, yes, cashback nine years time.
Speaker 3:Yeah, here's another post script to that. Right again, another true story. Violet jessup the young lady she was a nurse on board the titanic in 1912 obviously survived. She was then on the titanic sister ship, the hms Britannic, which also sank in 1916, and she survived that. Then, during the first world war, she was on board a third boat, the rms olympic, which actually hit a warship. They crashed into each other. It didn't sink, it just about stayed afloat, but still lots of people drowned because of the crash. Uncle alive.
Speaker 4:She survived all three. Fair play for getting, for getting back on a boat.
Speaker 3:Do you think she would sure I was gonna say no. No do you think she was just lucky or just the jinx? Jinx, they're one. I just talked about them was the olympic, but there was an olympus as well titanic sister ship. No, that was britannic. I think there was another one in the fleet that was called olympic yeah and that one got damaged and they.
Speaker 1:I can't remember the story now, but there's there's a story about how Parts of this we used to repair that and that could have had an impact on titanic sinking or something I can't remember. That Very interesting, don't?
Speaker 3:know would be if we knew the whole story. Yeah, yeah, I'll give you another one, right, 2014. Here's one that's been wiped to date, right, two tragic plane crashes involving malaysian air. No jokes, thank you, scott. The first one was off, you shot down over ukraine, and the second one is the one that's disappeared without a trace, one of the biggest. He's bursting. He's bursting one of the biggest, uh, aviation mysteries of all time. You know, could do another podcast on that, right. However, here's the weird thing, right, um, on both flights, there was a dutch cyclist called martin de jong, who was booked to take both of those planes. On the flights where they met tragedy both times, literally within hours of the flights taking off, he found a cheaper option online and changed his ticket. How, now again, right, if we're gonna be controversial, you go. What does he know?
Speaker 3:Yeah he does. Martin, you're welcome to come on the show if you want it. Let's just to see me was innocent, which I'm sure he was. Would you ever fly again?
Speaker 6:Yes, would you ever fly? Again yeah because you can land it.
Speaker 3:Bad news, mate neither of those planes landed.
Speaker 6:Well, yeah, no, but if I was there, I would have been on a land it yeah, in water, yeah.
Speaker 3:You don't land on water. You ditch man with a golden gun.
Speaker 6:Yeah. What yes, what plane? My daughter's name water plane.
Speaker 1:Oh right, there's an airplane called Catalina.
Speaker 6:Is that we called her after. That's a weird thing to call you.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's nice wait to hear about his son bowing. Um, okay, give another one, right, abraham Lincoln's. This is mental. Abraham Lincoln's son, right, was nearby or present at three Different presidential Sationations and deaths. Right, obviously, his father, lincoln. He wasn't at the at the theater when it happened, but he was his father's bedside when Abraham Lincoln passed away. Then he was literally an eyewitness to the shooting and killing of President James A Garfield a few years later. And then finally, in 1901, he was in Buffalo, new York, at the invitation of President William McKinley, when President William McKinley was Fatally shot.
Speaker 3:Right me, you think that's mental, right? Here's one more piece of information A few years later, in 18. Oh no, if you was early. In 1864, he was a train station and he fell off the train platform as a train was starting to pull away in front of him and he was scrapping to get back up and he couldn't quite make it. A man Lent down and pulled him to safety and saved his life. That man was called Edwin booth, the brother of James Wilkes booth, who was the man who shot and killed Abraham Lincoln, his father wow that.
Speaker 3:Okay, that is mental that is crazy in it, yeah, yes, a goose bump on.
Speaker 6:The first bit was a bit shit, but yes.
Speaker 3:I've gone from being gutted this is your last one, sir rather pleased. Okay, let's start with Johnny. Tell us about weird coincidence that's happened to you or that you know of, or that you, you know.
Speaker 4:So I love one. And funny enough, involves you miss Andrew Logan Nervous and a woman yeah, and even more nervous.
Speaker 3:You're an absolute arsehole, because you phoned me early today and you said does it have to be about me, or can it be about somebody else? It could be about somebody else, mate. Okay yeah, chairs, I've got a really good one, and that's what you said.
Speaker 4:That's it prick. So basically I was being a Jodie essay and she said to me Jodie's my girlfriend, by the way, just see. She said to me oh no, she went. Oh. So I spoke to my sister yesterday and she said this Andy Logan fella and I'll go right, here we go.
Speaker 4:And then she went yeah keeps you keep popping up on his Facebook doing all these like obviously the podcast and stuff, because she attends and and Jodie's going right and I'm going. Okay, what's the story? What is the story? She said Assistant went. I recognize him from somewhere and I'm just sitting, if, waiting for the punchline. I'm looking at Andy's face now it's brilliant. And she went and Jodie went is it because he looks like Greg Wallace? And then she and then assistant went. Yeah, but it's not just that.
Speaker 3:Oh, I just thought that was the end of it. Then I'm like, oh, funny story, let's move on.
Speaker 4:No, she went, did you say I was training before? I was like yes, he actually did do sales training. Why, what's happened? This guy's getting really, really worried and sweaty and very red and purple and Basically she said that oh he, he came in, does the sales training for the complex work at a time. He's very good and he's very funny. So that was that.
Speaker 3:Small world. What's the sister's?
Speaker 4:name Lucy.
Speaker 3:Lucy Okay Was, it was a skip higher company by any chance.
Speaker 4:It was a recruitment company. Yes, it's an absent.
Speaker 3:Premier recruitment yes, I remember them Fuck me, you have me. Honestly, you're gonna knife edge. Then that was a rollercoaster for me.
Speaker 4:That's the question.
Speaker 3:Hmm, more coincidence is. Frankly, it was terrifying. Yes, yeah uh, probably quickly. What's saying that happened to you.
Speaker 1:Right, okay, um, my coincidence is either a coincidence or supernatural, so I think we might have spoken about it before we've done. Um, we're on a boat on the Thames and we were trying to do like a Ouija board whilst all the mums and dads are away, and Because somebody was mucking about and moving the glass, we decided right, and we need something that you don't touch. So we were sort of playing We've spin in the bottle and saying yes or no. Yes, I know, and asking sort of digital questions. So it's either one answer or another anyway. So we got, we were in this really spooky area in the, in the shadow of a church yard and a Kremat or Krematoy what am I talking about? The?
Speaker 6:where'd you?
Speaker 1:bury. Yeah yeah, that one. What's the other word I'm thinking of?
Speaker 1:cemetery, yeah Right so we're in the and we're on the river and it was all dark and lit and all this kind of stuff. So it was like a real spooky thing. So anyway, the end of our little thing, we had this sort of 20 year old girl who drowned on the Thames. Somehow we never really got much sort of detail out of it. But when I was speaking to somebody the next day they said oh, that's really weird, because yesterday was the Anniversary of the Marchioness sinking on the Thames, which was a party boat.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I remember it yeah yeah well, girls and boys and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2:So that that's you know, we've got all of this.
Speaker 1:We've got all this sort of detail of somebody dying on the Thames and their age and this kind of stuff but we never. Really we were going on, or did you jump off the bridge? Did you crash off the bridge? Did? This happen to that. We never actually thought, oh, boating accident, yeah, but but yeah, so that was a bit of a coincidence, yeah we're going spooky one Chess spooky did by way scoot, did you guys think one?
Speaker 6:No, I didn't think one area. No, no, abby, you've got one.
Speaker 3:Go on in, jump on board, so, abby, you can tell us your cool, spooky cool.
Speaker 2:Okay, that's spooky, but yeah, I've got two actually.
Speaker 3:That evolved me today.
Speaker 2:I have to make up for your one.
Speaker 2:Scott. So the first one, when I what was living abroad, I had a best friend called Susie and I had two women that always used to look after me, a woman called Joanne and A woman called Karen. This is when you were child. This is when I was a child and now, as an adult living in the UK, my very good friends with my first friend that I met in the UK was called Susie and Two women that still to this day really look after me. I called Karen and Joanne. That's a cool one. But the really cool one is when I was travelling. I was in Tennessee. I went to the Jack Daniels distillery in Lynchburg and Lynchburg has got quite a big Biker group there and really well known for Harley-Davidson's and all that sorts and I was traveling alone.
Speaker 2:I started talking to these bikers and I saw yeah, lisa, rising part of the story, so funny shiny and I was talking to one of the bikers and he's oh, I came to London not so long ago, a couple of years back, and I actually bought these letters. I saw that's really cool. My grandpa used to work at a couple of bike shops in London. Where did you go? I went to a place called Rex Chuds. I said do you remember the name of the guy who serves you? He goes. Oh yeah, he was funny, really cool guy. His name was suave half, which was my grandpa. No, way.
Speaker 3:That's a round of applause that she stole in the show yet again, folks, I have. Thank you for sharing that, mate.
Speaker 4:That's amazing amazing.
Speaker 3:I got very, very brief one. This will turn this into an episode of you know, jerry spring, of I never knew. As you know, I never knew my real father. When I kind of got in touch with my half sister, many, many years later, he sadly really passed away. We were talking and she told me that my dad was a salesman and a sales trainer. That's what he used to do for a living, which I thought was that's my kind of spooky coincidence nature. Everyone hate him as well. That's it.
Speaker 6:That's a really dark, little bit weird.
Speaker 3:Sorry, I'm laughing, really I'm laughing. Be inside, I'm crying, I know.
Speaker 6:I love you?
Speaker 3:I doubt it, mate. He fucked off another eight months old. So right, abby takes the cake on that one. Hey, that's what we were looking for. Yeah, we weren't looking for stories designed to wind me up. Okay, he's the hitter number for you, right? So sumo Yamaguchi hey yeah, actually true right.
Speaker 3:He. He was in Hiroshima when the first atomic bomb dropped right, so he managed to survive the fled Hiroshima's on the outskirts and started a new life, thinking it was safe in another place called Nagasaki. And he the matter with you and and obviously he was there when the bomb drops on Nagasaki as well. However, he survives that one as well. He's the only person officially recognized by the Japanese government as having survived both bombings, but sadly, he died in 2010.
Speaker 6:You won't be surprised to learn of cancer, but that again coincidence or just massively unlucky, could have made it a little night to know and just left that bit out. He survived. That was nice. In 2009 he was still fit as a fiddle. Somebody cough, you could have just said in 2009 he was still fit as a fiddle still going strong.
Speaker 3:All right, edit point In 2009 he was still going as strong as ever. Fit as a fiddle, yes, happy. Now, what do you want? The darker version?
Speaker 5:I know, yeah, you want the darker version.
Speaker 3:Okay, deja vu, right, anybody not know. Oh, hold on two seconds, folks, and because Johnny is seeing me so I might have to quick break. Okay, we into any? Oh yeah, yeah, it's so one type of coincidence that people talk about a day's. I do, we want our days. Are those right? It's that feeling you get when you think I've been here before, I've had this conversation before, I've done this before, and it's really strong, almost overwhelming, isn't? It really hits you.
Speaker 4:I don't know.
Speaker 3:Okay, cool. Hey, what do we think? Do you think deja vu is real? So do you just a? Johnny, I'll throw you first. Do you actually think deja vu? Is you Remembering something? Okay, let me start again. Sorry. Some people claim it's we remember what we've done in dreams. Some people claim it's a link back to a past life. Some people just claim it's just your brain being a dick. But what thoughts have?
Speaker 4:you got it. See, I I have quite vivid dreams, so I think that, all right, go on.
Speaker 3:Scott, put your trousers back on. Sorry, sorry.
Speaker 4:No, um, it's a difficult one, I do think. How would your brain be that?
Speaker 6:Simple with.
Speaker 4:No, it's very intelligent, but not coming from you. No, that's true, that is very true, but I don't know the fact that you've and where, whether it's been a dream and sometimes it hasn't been a dream and you just you're in a net.
Speaker 4:You're in a situation and you think I've been here. Yeah, so for me I do think it's real, because how can it be? It's the sum where I actually thought Shit, this is actually. I feel like I'm there where I was, whether it's in a dream, I thought about it before. So do things real, but I don't know where that energy comes from. Hmm, that makes sense. I'm confused by it, but I'm very intrigued by it.
Speaker 3:Okay, we're a bit like lady boys.
Speaker 6:Confused by, but intrigued what just Thailand? John Portsmouth.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'll give you some website addresses later, mate, we'll talk about it, do you think?
Speaker 4:I'm okay, they're on. I do think there is substance to it.
Speaker 3:I love the bit of Ted too, isn't it? Well, he goes god damn it for the 11th time. Johnny, there's not such thing as chicks with dits, they're just guys with tits. Anyway, speak, lady boys. Right Now he makes a great lady boy. If you're not seeing the photograph on his stag do years ago. It's on Facebook. It's a photograph we made him up. We all went out in tuxedos, right, and we made him up to look like like a lady boy with a big headdress and everything else, we'll find it later.
Speaker 3:Mate, we'll find it later. And he, to be fair, he made a very pretty lady boy. Yeah, these days you've you know age well, so I don't think it would, but back then anyway, sorry they go, go about what.
Speaker 1:What John was saying was it mean I've just had a look and it's already seen.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I've had a couple instances with deja vu where you kind of having a conversation or you're in a situation and somebody says something and you think I've had this conversation before or I've.
Speaker 6:With Andy. It happens a lot. It does actually, you're right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I don't know it's it's very nuanced or subtle. Sometimes it's like this all feels very familiar or you know, it's not a case of I could tell you what's gonna happen next. It's just a case of it all feels very Familiar and it's something that I think I've experienced before. But your brain is is a hell of a piece of equipment. It can fill in all sorts of gaps and it can All. But it's like when you know Logan gets your hump, sometimes when he's telling a joke and I might Pick up the punch line before he gets to it.
Speaker 6:That's true, he actually does get grumpy in there.
Speaker 1:He does get down and it might be something like that. It's like your brain is sort of processing the whole situation and it's kind of Giving you a heads up on what it thinks is gonna happen next. I don't know, but it's sometimes things feel Incredibly familiar and you feel like you definitely done this or been there or this has all happened before. So but I don't know. I don't know what causes it or what Go on then.
Speaker 2:I remember reading ages ago that it's actually your brain just slightly misfiring and that it's only like a split, split second behind what just happens, and that's why you think it's already happens. Okay and I think, from what I read, it happens more when people are Really tired or have been stressed or something like that.
Speaker 4:Wow, I may be interested.
Speaker 3:No, that's why I read very interesting, take on it.
Speaker 4:That would make sense as well.
Speaker 3:Thanks, I thought that would make sense. Yeah, yeah, the brain process information. There's you really fast for most of us anyway. Speaking of brains working slower, oh, it's me.
Speaker 6:Yeah, yeah, I do believe in it.
Speaker 3:Thanks so.
Speaker 6:That's it. Yeah, she is Actually. That is pretty much.
Speaker 3:You believe in HIV scientific explanation or do?
Speaker 6:you think? I just think it is yeah careful what I say here. We're not careful what I say.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we're not. We're not talking about your social activities now, you're fine.
Speaker 6:I do think there is probably something that we don't quite understand. We only use a very small part of our brain, so therefore, if you open that up, there could be a lot more meaning to it.
Speaker 1:But there is something I read and this is years and years and years ago, so I can't remember like a lot of the details about it, but it was somebody who was touring a Cathedral or something and they were sort of looking around going. You know, I've never been here before, but I'm I'm I'm very familiar with this, this whole place. Have you heard this?
Speaker 6:as well.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, I'm sorry you just made me remember something I want to talk about something about because they had priest holes or something for a period when the dissolution of the monasteries or something you know about the shit, and so if something like there was like a secret thing, a secret place near the pulpit or something where the priest Would have hidden, or something.
Speaker 3:It's really shit, isn't it Right? Let's, let's find where the priest is. Where's your retina is? Definitely not in the church First place. You'd look in at school, the school adding value.
Speaker 1:It was something to do with a hidey hole and this guy said there's a hidey hole here and they opened it up and there was exactly what he said, but he'd never been there before, but he was very familiar with this whole thing, but you got so well, no, I've had a dream once that I've been into.
Speaker 6:It is in Ferriman, it's just and I had a dream that I've been in this house and I weirdly went Years later. I went into the house, I knew someone owned it and I went into the house just to pick up a pair of shoes or something and I knew I'd already been there and I'd been in every room. It is really weird, really bizarre stalker days no and I know that yeah yeah.
Speaker 6:But yeah, never been in the house but I knew this house inside out and I knew parts of it. Yeah, really bizarre actually.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's deja vu where people would. I've no Assume that reincarnation is real.
Speaker 3:Yeah, to the point that, yeah, we spent that story before. Well, fair enough when we spot that, that past life regression, people kind of like. You know, there are people you believe deja vu happens because your dreams are portents of the future. There are people you believe deja vu happens because it's actually tapping into a past life or past experience. And then, of course, there's the scientific explanation, which makes really good sense, but it's also really quite upsetting that happy gave us. That's great, though. That's interesting to see. Yeah.
Speaker 4:It's like Rodney says I'm only false horses and he says I've got this really bad feeling that this such things being carnation. I'll come back as me.
Speaker 3:I'll tell you what could be worse. You come back as me. That's it. I'm Johnny Greenfield comes out like yes, here we go again. I'm fucking who? Mum, open you womb, I'm coming back. That was weird on it. Okay, one. That is another coincidence, one right before we get to next discussion point.
Speaker 3:Robby, you like this one right? So total solar eclipse right Now. If you look at the size of the Sun, the size of the moon, it just shouldn't be able to happen, should it? If you look at so, so, so the eclipse, it happens because I'm further away, because the moon Perfectly fits over the Sun, right, and so how can that be right? It's basically, it's because the Sun is 400 times wider than the moon, but the Sun is also 400 times further away from the moon. The two Measurements match almost exactly, and that's why, perspective, when we look at it, we see it's a total eclipse in the way that we do. Indeed, how mad is that? Very, so, the Sun is the exact, perfect distance away. What's the song? So I said so face of Tottenham scored the other night.
Speaker 6:No, no, no. The song, the song, not the Clips of the heart Genuinely was thinking of actually. Well done, yeah, sorry.
Speaker 3:That's fine. This is gonna be really interesting in depth intellectual discussion. That that brings us to yes, it can I last a maximum of his? And which brings the next discussion point, which will actually kick off with you, scott, right? Thank, look spoilers.
Speaker 3:Looking at my notes right, there is not a lot of randomness in the universe, right? Unless you do then get quantum theory, string theory, that stuff which is a bit sort of we won't get into that today, but it almost so. Many things in the universe just fit well together. You look at the, the psych of life on earth, and how many things exist only because there's another thing them to exist on or with it's perfectly balanced ecosystem. So there's very little randomness, right?
Speaker 3:So there are people who believe, including Einstein did say this. There's some doubts to what you meant, but Einstein said God doesn't play dice with the universe. When he was asked about it later. He basically said that he means that he believed there is a higher power or a creator that's responsible for creating this whole thing around us, because the only way things could fit so perfectly and there could be so little randomness and things could, from a physics point of view and a nature point of view, actually Interact in such a perfect way would be as if it was done by cosmic design, if it was designed by a higher, intelligent or high creation.
Speaker 3:So so basically, that's gonna be an expression. I'm gonna ask you know, let's leave religion out of it, let's leave, kind of like, god on the cloud out of it. Did there anything about that? That kind of makes sense to you, scott.
Speaker 6:Yes and no, but I think there's so many universes and so many, so much, that it's it's bound to happen at some point.
Speaker 2:We yes, we're each person is a miracle.
Speaker 6:The probability is that something's going to evolve and suffer. That there's so many it's is beyond even anyone's imagination how large it is and how far it goes on. So therefore, it's.
Speaker 1:High yeah, it's like the number of solar systems that they've discovered which are Capable or have a Goldilocks zone.
Speaker 6:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Hundreds and thousands, or however many they yeah the probability is it's gonna happen.
Speaker 6:Yeah, so yeah.
Speaker 3:Johnny, what do you think? Do you do you think let's try and leave it for not necessarily religious bent, but when things just seem to fit together so well with so little actual randomness, does that suggest that there could be some intelligent design or Higher power behind it? Or, you know, do you think it's, as Scott's kind of just pretty much said and I think we're both backed him up that when you're talking about the more occurrences or something, the greater the chance there is that there's gonna be what we would think of as a coincidence?
Speaker 4:I think more in the belief of your first point around the whole energy bill. So I think there is a lot of probability. But why, I guess, hasn't there been Proven life on other planets as such? Mexico?
Speaker 6:No, no, that that was the most ridiculous thing. It was like come on, at least try yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I think it's more, Probably more than the energy of it. Taking out of the religion stuff the over a scientific probability of it would be my view.
Speaker 3:Robbie.
Speaker 1:I think, over time it when you, when you've got scientific knowledge, you start off at a point where you've got none, and so everything outside of what you see, everything, everything that you see, has some mythical kind of beginning. As your Scientific understanding starts to increase, you push that mythical understanding closer to the edges and it gets smaller and smaller and smaller. So everything you work out and you understand, you Decrease the probability of there being some sort of intelligent design or cosmic being that builds all this stuff. So it's, I think at the moment we've got a good understanding, but we still don't understand everything. So when you look at something I think this is what Einstein might have been getting at is when he looks at things that he, he, he's trying to understand and he sees the beauty in it. He sees that there is this, this incredible Scientific or whatever you want to call it. There's something absolutely incredible there, and Because he can't understand it himself, he kind of sees the beauty, that of a creator.
Speaker 1:So until such times as we actually understand how it comes about, I think that might have been what the kind of thing he's getting out that there is there's this beautiful, amazing physics, rules and laws and God knows what else, which obviously he was incredibly passionate about, and that is where he would see the work of a creator, if there was one that would be. That would be his Interpretation of it maybe yeah, because it was too. Perfect. There wasn't enough randomness in it, yeah.
Speaker 3:Okay, thanks that. I think the last coincidence right egg Alan Poe in 1838 wrote a book called the narrative of Arthur Gordon Pim of Nantucket.
Speaker 3:Well, you know who egg Alan Poe was? Do you know who's Johnny? He's very, very, very famous Horror writer in like the 1800s. He wrote loads of books. Yeah, the Raven Raven, yeah, the chow-tow heart, I think you're at the mask of the red death as well. But he wrote many of these, these books. Basically, the the story was about a four-man crew that was shipwrecked. They were lost at sea. Ultimately, they decided to take lots to see who would be killed so they could be eaten, so the rest could survive, and they drew straws. And the guy who lost was named in the book as Richard Parker and was subsequently killed in Eaton. In 1884, a real ship was shipwrecked and one of the crewmates, named Richard Parker, fell ill in the boat after drinking seawater and because of exposure. So the rest of the crew in the boat decided, before he basically got too ill and disgusting to eat, that they kill him and then they'd eat him, and that's what they did and they survived.
Speaker 3:But when they got back on shore they basically they confessed to what they done and they were charged with murder. But again, it's weird, right.
Speaker 1:Well, there's, weird things.
Speaker 3:Final thoughts on this. Guys, everything we've spoken about so far, actually no stop. I want to take a step back because, abby, I meant to ask you that question about randomness or higher power Did you want to have? Did you want to say anything about that?
Speaker 2:Einstein was a Jew, ergo rights.
Speaker 5:What.
Speaker 2:Einstein was a Jew, ergo he was right, okay cool.
Speaker 3:So sink punchy, I like it. Okay, sorry about Abby, should have asked at this time. I apologize, mate, I just don't think about you that often so edit that out.
Speaker 3:I'm not a girl friend listen to this? Um, I should know she doesn't. So, yes, I think we've spoken about right again, I go for a skull cause we're doing that sort of wriggly. Our coincidence is a thing in terms of are they just chance? They're just random things that because the brain I think what I touched on it the brain, the human brain, loves patterns. The human brain loves order, right, it loves to see it's like, it's like the thing, isn't it? If you buy a white car, suddenly you'll start seeing more white cars everywhere, because your brain likes patterns, it likes that. So our coincidence is just our brain trying to make patterns out of something.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm something, or are they Maybe something more akin to fate?
Speaker 6:no, I do think, because I see I used to live a house 108 and I see the number 108 everywhere, and I mean everywhere on films. Like I was sat on a table the other day, it was one away, it just it just happens all the time. And I think is that and I really try to my To a certain degree, I think I'm I, I think because I could be sat at table 67 or something like that and just never Notice that, because it's one way I'm low.
Speaker 3:So I think this is uncanny, but it's actually not, it's just and here we have a perfect example of coincidence at work, because that around numbers is exactly what I was gonna wrap up with and explaining why people think that happens.
Speaker 6:So that a very spooky coincidence on the show? No, not really, because me and the AI have already took.
Speaker 3:Okay for a Johnny.
Speaker 6:Say I female.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 5:That's to be.
Speaker 3:It's that clever does it bury grudge? Does it turn into a psycho? One weekend every month? Don't give me that. Look, I once went out the girl who had reverse periods. Yeah, yeah, she was a fucking mentalist for three, three weeks out of the month before one week. She's quite nice. No, that's a full flat, didn't?
Speaker 4:it right. I liked it at it point.
Speaker 3:Didn't he start keeping a chart, your own secret chart, so that you would know when to talk to her or not.
Speaker 1:I kept.
Speaker 3:That's mental sorry, sorry, that's right, I'm sorry Rob.
Speaker 6:I get told be careful soon. I'm like okay.
Speaker 3:Jody, yes, I thought quiz this is real or not. You're there real? What do you think they are them?
Speaker 4:I don't know I've got this thought that I don't know it actually relates, but I'm quite a big believer and say Every episode reason.
Speaker 6:Okay.
Speaker 4:Yeah yeah, okay. So about fake karma, if that's a reason? So I think the energy of it always is what I believe in. So, rather than the statistical, Spiritually start you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I wouldn't say I'm a hippie spiritualist, but yeah, I do, you got, you got curly hair yeah.
Speaker 4:I'll give my hair out. I might look like one.
Speaker 5:When I die, they leave me to rest. Gonna go to the place that's best no one.
Speaker 6:Know the song going on up to the spirit in the sky.
Speaker 3:Edit, point it's not garrif gates. He did, he did cover it.
Speaker 6:Yeah, but come on no.
Speaker 3:I like, I like.
Speaker 6:The original Scott don't know that emotional about it.
Speaker 3:Doctor and the medics covered it. But somebody else did it first in like the 60s or 70s and doctor minutes covered it in the 80s because it did really well, maybe just they had their one hit wonder type and they covered that song and they got to number one for a while probably was final thought from you Incidences.
Speaker 1:I think I'm more along the lines of Like probability and it's like it's difficult one because you kind of you. You see Things and you make connections, like you were talking about. The brain likes patterns and things like that and the brain does some weird as shit. You know, when you see like the harvest moon and it looks massive, it looks massive on horizon, that's your brain telling you that because it's near the ground, it needs to be bigger. It's exactly the same size as it is two hours later when it's up in the sky. But your brain goes no, it's near the ground, it's got to be big. So your brain does some really weird shit to you to fill in the gaps we know yours does. It can try and make sense of something and make a coincidence, but I think I think you was saying when you the probability.
Speaker 1:You know, statistically, yeah, things happen often in a similar way because we're creatures of habit, aren't we Creatures of habit, aren't we? So we Excuse me, so we have, like, we have, things that we do over and over again. If we hang around with the same sort of people doing the same sorts of things, you might see the same events happening.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:So I know more, thanks to that mate.
Speaker 6:What do you think of probability?
Speaker 3:Basically I was gonna say so. I'm kind of talking between the two. I like Johnny's perspective. I do believe in fate and destiny. I think certain things are meant to happen, you know, but I believe we have agency in it to a certain extent, but also the way the brain works, right. To go back to your point about numbers, right, I'm reading an interesting article this afternoon that was talking about a guy who became convinced that the time 1111 was significant because Every time he looked at the clock it was 1111. He then did some research and spoke to some other people and basically what they came back was was the way that your brain works.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the way that your brain works is not your go. The way that your brain works Is that it forgets. All the times. You looked at it wasn't 1111?. It's confirmation bias right. Brain works on confirmation by. So what's happening is because, for some reason, a 108 is significant to you. Every time you see it, your brain goes wow, I can't believe it again. It's forgetting or not registering the hundreds of times. Apart from that, when you've seen other numbers, is only remembering one away.
Speaker 6:I know exactly that, yeah, and like confirmation by it.
Speaker 3:Obviously, I think we spoke about this overnight, didn't we, johnny, when we were talking confirmation bias. If you read two articles and one of them talked about something political that you agree with and what I'm talking about you don't agree with it's proven that your recollection of the article about what you agree with will be really really good, whereas your recollection of the article what you don't agree with is really really poor, as your brain is just filled with information. So to win that, because, unconscious of time, who the fuck knows? It's a great discussion, wasn't it, guys?
Speaker 6:It was it was normal, more than green-belt 1969. I looked it up. Yeah, what song spirit in the sky. Yes, it was well done.
Speaker 3:I still say, if Robert, to land a plane, it'd be to be juggling with physics. To land it Right, let's create the products, are not guys? Normal format 12 questions. Johnny, you're losing, so you can guess first, then, once you guess Rob, I you'll have a guess on the same question. Got 12 Right, I guess question obviously gets the point.
Speaker 3:Abbie, can you keep score for me please? No, this is the same as the normal format. You're gonna get the same 12 questions. First question I asked Johnny will answer first. The second question I asked you will answer first, but you'll still be answering both. Yeah, all right, you get point. If you get it right, and it's very simple, the statement I give you is it bollocks or not, right? So the first ones are about come instances Johnny, mark Twain who write Huckleberry Finn. His birthday and his death date both coincide with the appearance of Halley's Comet.
Speaker 4:True.
Speaker 3:Robbo.
Speaker 1:It comes around every 70-year-old years, doesn't it? So, yeah, maybe I'm going to say yeah.
Speaker 3:True? Yeah, it is true. He was born in 1835, when the Comet was passing, and then he died in 1910, which was the very next time it appeared. There you go. Stephen Hawking was born 300 years. Robbo, you're answering first. Sorry, stephen Hawking was born 300 years to the day that Galileo was born, and he died on what would have been Einstein's 139th birthday.
Speaker 1:Galileo. 300 years from Galileo Every time. Oh man, when's Galileo? No, I think he's earlier than that. He's yeah, so Galileo's 300 years before Stephen Hawking. I don't think that's false, okay, johnny.
Speaker 3:True? I think it's true. You think it's false. It's false, you think it's false. Right, jay, he says it's true.
Speaker 5:It's true. No, okay, I thought he was older than that.
Speaker 1:I thought he was 15, 16 hundred, no 300 years.
Speaker 3:Well, yeah, if he was 300 years later, would be what? 1900. 1900, so that'd be about right. No, no, johnny, you're asking this one first right Dog in the very nearly lost aboriginal language of I see, if I pronounce this right Um-baba-rab-um Dog in that language directly means cat. When they say dog, they point at a cat.
Speaker 4:Oh, is that true?
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's true. What about you?
Speaker 1:It's so ridiculous. It's got to be true. It's not true, oh?
Speaker 3:But it gets more ridiculous, Right? Uh, an almost dead aboriginal language, dog literally means dog. Oh, the word for dog is for a dog. Wow, and the word is dog yeah that's what he said, yeah they actually say the word dog for dog. That is not Crazy, right? Uh, Robert, you're asking. The first French poet who was very famous in his lifetime, encountered the man who introduced him to plum pudding. Every time he had plum pudding for the rest of his life he kept bumping into the same man.
Speaker 5:Uh, false True.
Speaker 3:What do you reckon, scotty? True Abby, what would you say? True, it is true. According to a book published in the 19th century called Fluke, by a mathematician, joseph Mazzur, the 19th century French poet, emile Deschamps, experienced a coincidence. As a teenager he met an Englishman named Montchul de Fortebeau, who introduced Deschamps to plum pudding. A decade later, deschamps saw plum pudding on a restaurant menu and ordered it, but the waiter said they just sold the last one to a man in the back of the restaurant. Mr Fortebeau, all right. Another decade passed and Deschamps went to a dinner party that served plum pudding. He joked that the party must be for Mr Fortebeau. Seconds later, as a knock on the door, mr Fortebeau had turned up at the wrong door for the wrong dinner party. That would have been true. What a story, right. It was published in this book. Uh, who's answering first? It's you, okay? In the Philippines, the song New York, new York was taken off karaoke playlist because violence kept breaking out when people sang it. Badly. I'm going to go true.
Speaker 1:I'm saying it is very popular in the eastern thing. I would say true, all right, jay, what?
Speaker 3:do you think Scoot, 100% true Abs, abs are going false. It is false. It was a bit of a trick one. It was actually my way. It's estimated it was responsible for a dozen deaths during the years 202 to 2012 because of people getting violent when it was sung badly by somebody else.
Speaker 1:It's almost like as many times as you threaten to beat people up for singing, don't let the song go down.
Speaker 3:I know right, it's just those two. Well, no one of them is because he sang it badly and other ones because he kept trying to join in on my. But I screamed at him. I did. After I screamed at him, I felt bad. He was sweaty, Right. Roger Moore predicted James Dean's death, God.
Speaker 1:Roger Moore False.
Speaker 3:False. Is that False Scoot? That's false. It was actually Alec Guinness. Yes, no.
Speaker 6:We've watched it before.
Speaker 3:Yes, Alec Guinness was on Parkinson's. He had an anecdote where he was invited to have dinner with James Dean and James Dean showed him his new Porsche Spyder car outside the restaurant and it still had the bow on it and the wrapping paper. And Alec Guinness is telling the story. He said he had this very strange cold feeling. We've watched it together. And he basically said to James Dean if you get in that car by this time next week you'll be dead. And by that time next week he was dead. And it's Alec Guinness himself he's on.
Speaker 6:Yeah, it was Tell the story.
Speaker 3:So you both.
Speaker 6:Rest in peace, you die right.
Speaker 4:You beg all right. Yeah, scoot or scot of a Four two, to me Four two.
Speaker 3:You're guessing first. Snowball fights are outlawed in many winter results in Colorado. True, false, scoot, what would you say? True, absent.
Speaker 6:I know it might be a trick question where it's like not Colorado, it's.
Speaker 5:Nebraska or something Tell us your answer.
Speaker 3:It's still true, absent, true as well, and it is true Nine year old boy successfully campaign to get the law overturned in a place called Severance Colorado but it remains in place in it remains in place in places like Boulder, Aspen, Fort Collins and many others Don't know.
Speaker 5:It's just some kid, it's real fucking.
Speaker 3:No, the kid had it overturned. So the kid had snowball fights legalized. Right, that's what the kid did. Well, you're now abs, I tell you, johnny. Oh, I think you think you're done?
Speaker 1:Right, it is illegal to keep a goldfish in a bowl in Rome. False, I'm going to go through. I can't do it, no.
Speaker 6:I'm leaving it Right, what did you say? You said he said.
Speaker 3:He said true, it is true, it came after studies suggested that being in a bowl can make a goldfish go blind. Maybe they masturbate too much.
Speaker 6:They wouldn't remember, they wouldn't remember. I was like how do they?
Speaker 3:Oh, do you know I do know how they know that, because we had that on a previous episode how we know that goldfish have a really short memory. Do you know one of the ways they tested it? Like they dropped a piranha into a tank with some goldfish and the goldfish leg debt Right, and then about five seconds later the goldfish all fucking came out again because they'd forgotten there was a piranha. Like don't check bro, I'm still there.
Speaker 2:And they went back in again. Oh really, they also did a study where they had blue and red and they always used to feed the goldfish at the reds or might be on the other way around and automatically over time they always need to go to that kind of thing Interesting.
Speaker 1:Okay, they disproved that they have like the goldfish memory. I thought they've said that they don't actually have like a three second memory.
Speaker 6:What's the one with the monkeys with the ladder and the water?
Speaker 3:Yeah, Basically, yes, it is true and also that they claim there wasn't enough oxygen in the bowl for their wellbeing. At the same time, they're passed a law to state if you owned a dog, you had to walk it at least once a day. There you go. Nine, that's you, johnny, right? How can they?
Speaker 6:prove that.
Speaker 3:Italian.
Speaker 5:You're not there, like the TV is going there, it is Elton John.
Speaker 3:He's lost all of his concerts he wears a backstage pass with his name in gold letters so that it stands out.
Speaker 4:False.
Speaker 1:He's quite flamboyant. I don't say true. You don't say true.
Speaker 3:Yeah, abby, what did you say? False it is. It is false Basically, and that is the actual truth of it. Elton John refuses to wear a backstage pass because he says everybody should know who he is anyway. There you go. Johnson Nolgallaga had a job as a roadie for the Inspiral Carpets before he joined his brother Liam's back, and they were renamed Oasis True.
Speaker 4:I'm going to say true, it's definitely true, it is true.
Speaker 5:Funny story.
Speaker 6:They're listening to Schurman Riders or?
Speaker 3:Ibrogafy Schurman Riders. I thought you were tricking me with the name of the band?
Speaker 4:No, was he texted or photo? Sent something to email or?
Speaker 6:something like that. You could just go on, let me know, tell it Basically, yeah.
Speaker 3:Schurman Riders told me about the fact that, when there was all the bands like Inspiral Carpets, Happy Monday, Stain Roses. You know, when his his autobiography said that loads of people assumed that there was a bit of beef, he said no, we all got them really well, Mainly because Happy Mondays were the drug dealers. They had all the drugs that we used to buy off them. But he basically said that he just used to get random faxes from the Inspiral Carpets fax machine, called them cunts and saying they wish it, and he couldn't figure out why.
Speaker 3:because he thought he got on right with them and he one day mentioned it to the Inspiral Carpets leader. It was a climp thing.
Speaker 2:Was he the?
Speaker 3:keyboard player. Yeah, so basically he said what is this? About. What are you doing? I went no idea, mate, I don't know, and eventually it transpired it was no Gallagher sending them as a load, because he wanted to create some beef, because he thought it wasn't rock and roll enough that they all got on so well. Okay, last two. I think, rob, you're too far behind. Is that right? Absolutely. Two was on you. Johnny asked this one, the absolutely awful, awful, awful, dreadful song, lady in Red by Christa Burke.
Speaker 3:It was originally called Lady in Black, until his wife said to him that she preferred the colour red. True.
Speaker 4:Yeah, true.
Speaker 6:I'd say false, because he already knew it was going to be Lady in Red.
Speaker 3:It is false. It was always Lady in Red, yeah, okay, final one Important message people, if you have more than 11 moles on your right arm, you have a significantly higher chance of having skin cancer, true or false? He's answering that one first.
Speaker 1:Is that right? No, so more than 11 moles on your right arm and you've got a higher chance of skin cancer. False.
Speaker 3:Johnny.
Speaker 4:I think I'll just go true, just because it's, just because it's just a mental question. You already got that one.
Speaker 6:Well, if you've got 12. Okay, I'll just say false.
Speaker 5:False.
Speaker 3:False, it's true. Public service. Now some folks check your right arms. I don't know why, but statistically they've looked at it and they've linked skin cancer to I don't know why specifically the right arm Weird one, isn't it Right? Just almost everybody in the room now, apart from Johnny, are checking their arm. Now Johnny's still sat there completely like I don't give a fuck man, I'm cool, I don't care. Abs, can we have the final scores? Johnny whipped it.
Speaker 4:What do you guys say? True, yeah, and it is You've got like all of them right?
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 3:Nine four nine four, nine four. Johnny Stormed away with that one, so that levels the series at 3-0. Yes, all to play for. Got a standing special plan for the next one, though, uh-oh.
Speaker 6:You should sort them in from the boys.
Speaker 5:No, because you need you here for that one.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 5:Good man, that's it, we're out.
Speaker 3:We cover quite a lot of ground, don't we?
Speaker 6:I think, this has been a bit longer one as well, actually. At least we tried.
Speaker 3:That's the litchi that we've written on your gravestone, won't it? At least you tried. What's the lesson? Never, try, never try, never try.
Speaker 6:You'll just fail. It's the Simpsons, isn't it? You tried, sir. Good luck everyone.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he tried like landed a plane. Yeah, Imagine that you're on a plane. You have to turn away, Boop, Uh. Hey everybody, this is your captain, Scott Park, speaking.
Speaker 5:Fuck that.
Speaker 6:No, they just go. He says he can land it and the AI computer's told us yes, he can.
Speaker 4:It'd be like having auto man at the helm, wouldn't it? Auto man, inflate auto man.
Speaker 3:I am here.
Speaker 6:What a pilot's always do that, by the way, I'd rather you do it behind my back, thanks, See how we know you like doing it behind your back.
Speaker 3:We're well aware of that. Have you been sick on my back? I heard you say From the other room I wasn't there obviously because Don't you dare.
Speaker 6:Anyway, thank you for having me. It's been wonderful. Not so much this time. It's been emotional and I'll miss you all.
Speaker 3:We will miss you too, actually, but you're doing the right thing and we are all 100% behind you. The reason you're going is amazing, jasmine is amazing, and you're 100% doing the right thing, and we will always still be here for you when you come back, you know that I won't come back, but yes, I will come back for a special guest. Yes, no, you don't come back, as in fucking Jesus Christ mate.
Speaker 6:I'm not suggesting you go. I'm moving on Wednesday. I should be back by Thursday.
Speaker 3:When you do come back for special appearances, will you come down to see us?
Speaker 6:I'll be back next Thursday.
Speaker 1:AI is going to fill in the gaps and go. Scott wasn't there this week, can?
Speaker 5:we get an AI Scott.
Speaker 3:Imagine that We've got one.
Speaker 4:Getting an AI? Scott, we'll type it in.
Speaker 3:AI Scott. Every so often it just comes up with like a really inappropriate.
Speaker 6:Inappropriate one-liner I had that last night, it wasn't really there. I know right.
Speaker 1:No, that's weird, that's really weird.
Speaker 3:How mad Scott, who isn't there? How mad.
Speaker 4:I loved it Very good.
Speaker 3:That's good. Very eclectic this week.
Speaker 6:I thought Lots of different subjects, interesting, bye-bye. Didn't like the wine. Very good, I didn't like the wine.
Speaker 1:The wine and Coke thing was something I wanted to try. I don't think I'll be trying that again.
Speaker 3:No, I don't either.
Speaker 1:It wasn't too bad. I finished my glass.
Speaker 3:But then Scott did say to me do you want mine? I was like back off, that was horrible. And you know it's been nighty this week, haven't I? Yeah, any case, you got that. Look in your eye, I've got a stiff neck. I slept, funny Abs.
Speaker 1:Come to the magazine.
Speaker 3:Yeah, have you enjoyed it? Yeah, I still heard. Probably the strongest contribution was Abbie. Again, you know, maybe you are. We've got spare seat now, mate, a very small seat, very child seat, very stubborn understeins on it.
Speaker 4:Awkward, let's go?
Speaker 3:Right, we're done, we're out. Thank you. Right, we're done, we're out. Thank you for listening. Remember that would be a dick Right. Who wants to have a go on Scott first? It's alright.